http://www.snopes.com/business/deals/pudding.asp
(Story set in 1999. Confirmed true by Snopes.)
How did this man not get elected to President of the motherfudgeing world yet
Background: Tolkien was contacted by a German publishing house to get his book The Hobbit published in Germany, in 1938. Their letter, also, asked if Tolkien was of Aryan (Arisch) descent.
His reply:
Tl;dr: "suck my horn of Gondor, fascist pigs".
http://www.diariovasco.com/rc/20100806/mas...1008061743.html
Google translate: http://translate.google.it/translate?hl=it...1008061743.html
Long story short: some guys steal thirty sheep, then send the owner of the sheep a video of them (the perpetrators) shagging one.
There are times in which you don't know to laugh or weep and this is one of the best ones
http://beta.hammacher.com/Product/Default....0&sku=79276
In jai alai the ball can reach speeds of up to 188 miles per hour.
That'd be 302 kilometres per hour.
Snowballs travelling at the speed of a Ferrari.
DO WANT, DO TOTALLY WANT.
Tl;dr version: Love thy neighb---oh screw that, kill them, kill them all
Screenies: http://www.examiner.com/humanist-in-nation...ok-page-picture
http://www.examiner.com/humanist-in-nation...s#ixzz1Uf7wTWsz
So, who of you gosh-damn heathens isn't feeling all fuzzy and loving? >.<
The next time you bring up the Founding Fathers as an example or an argument, remember that he died by inserting a whale bone up his dong.
(Apparently, the Founding Fathers' intention was to bone us all)
Recidivism: Recidivism (pronounced /rɨˈsɪdɨvɪzəm/; from recidive + ism, from Latin recidīvus "recurring", from re- "back" + cadō "I fall") is the act of a person repeating an undesirable behavior after they have either experienced negative consequences of that behavior, or have been treated or trained to extinguish that behavior. It is also known as the percentage of former prisoners who are rearrested.
Recidivism rates in the U.S.:
http://www.pewcenteronthestates.org/upload..._Recidivism.pdf
Recidivism rates in Norway:
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/...l#ixzz1TJy0bNZe
http://www.ssb.no/ssp/utg/200904/08/
;)
"Without God, I am nothing."
Therefore,
ME - GOD = 0
Let's add God to both terms
ME - GOD + GOD = GOD
ME -GOD + GOD = GOD
ME = GOD
Please line up orderly - thou shalt not jump queues. No, no autographs.
http://runescape.salmoneus.net/forums/inde...howtopic=350824
Congratulations. Here's to hoping you get shellshocked out of your "ya im tuff dood" attitude.
Sometimes
You stumble upon videos you remember liking when it came out
Sing along to the song
Don't get one single word wrong
Wikipedia the song
Year: 1998
Acido, acida, acido, acida, acido, acida, acido, acida, acido, acida...
