Background: Tolkien was contacted by a German publishing house to get his book The Hobbit published in Germany, in 1938. Their letter, also, asked if Tolkien was of Aryan (Arisch) descent.
Tl;dr: "suck my horn of Gondor, fascist pigs".
Google translate: http://translate.google.it/translate?hl=it...1008061743.html
Long story short: some guys steal thirty sheep, then send the owner of the sheep a video of them (the perpetrators) shagging one.
There are times in which you don't know to laugh or weep and this is one of the best ones
In jai alai the ball can reach speeds of up to 188 miles per hour.
That'd be 302 kilometres per hour.
Snowballs travelling at the speed of a Ferrari.
DO WANT, DO TOTALLY WANT.
Tl;dr version: Love thy neighb---oh screw that, kill them, kill them all
So, who of you gosh-damn heathens isn't feeling all fuzzy and loving? >.<
The next time you bring up the Founding Fathers as an example or an argument, remember that he died by inserting a whale bone up his dong.
(Apparently, the Founding Fathers' intention was to bone us all)
Recidivism: Recidivism (pronounced /rɨˈsɪdɨvɪzəm/; from recidive + ism, from Latin recidīvus "recurring", from re- "back" + cadō "I fall") is the act of a person repeating an undesirable behavior after they have either experienced negative consequences of that behavior, or have been treated or trained to extinguish that behavior. It is also known as the percentage of former prisoners who are rearrested.
Recidivism rates in the U.S.:
Recidivism rates in Norway:
"Without God, I am nothing."
ME - GOD = 0
Let's add God to both terms
ME - GOD + GOD = GOD
ME -GOD + GOD = GOD
ME = GOD
Please line up orderly - thou shalt not jump queues. No, no autographs.
You stumble upon videos you remember liking when it came out
Sing along to the song
Don't get one single word wrong
Wikipedia the song
Acido, acida, acido, acida, acido, acida, acido, acida, acido, acida...