I hate it when there's no sweet n' low and I have to use pure sugar. Every time I put pure sugar in my tea, no matter how much I stir it, it doesn't dissolve. Instead of having a perfect blend of sweetness and tea, I get unsweet tea followed by some sugar crystals, and that doesn't taste too good. Why do people bother making non-powder sweetener?
This was a comment to a video of Albert Einstein. It received a rating of two thumbs up.
Yeah, I know, youtube comments are always full of racist crap, but this getting two thumbs up as a comment to a video about one of the world's greatest intellectuals is disappointing. I can't believe there's people who are sickened by the holocaust, yet they show strong hatred towards muslim immigrants. If there's anyone who shouldn't be in Europe, it's the natives who blindly hate foreigners.
Now, you see this one-eyed midget, shouting the word "NOW!".
And you say, "For what reason?"
And he says "How?"
And you say "What does this mean?"
And he screams back, "You're a cow! Give me some milk, or else go home!"
(100th blog entry!)
People on this channel whom I don't even know in the least seem to enjoy sending my messages over IRC.
Can someone explain to me what's going on with #libum1? I'm getting compliments from people who I don't believe even use this forum.
2007
Liberals: Bush is an evil tyrant and America is turning into a fascist totalitarian state! The government is corrupt and evil!
Conservatives: LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT, you filthy god-hating commies.
2008
Liberals: OBAMA IS OUR MESSIAH. He is going to save America! MCCAIN IS BUSH'S ROBOT! OBAMA IS THE SECOND COMING!
Conservatives: Obama is a secret Muslim, and a communist, and a terrorist, and a socialist weasel!
2009
Liberals: Give it time, everyone! Obama is going to solve all our proble
Oh, hey guys, I'm back. I thought I could quit Sal's, but even after trying multiple times, I couldn't. Also, I wasn't actually gone, I just appeared offline so I could lurk and PM people but appear to be gone.
So, I shared me and Twist of Fate's Ed Balls jokes to my friend.
He put them on UrbanDictionary.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ed+balls
Please vote his definition up and vote the other one down! Support this fledgling definition.