This is the primary cast of Bongo in Congo, excluding minor characters who don't use Sal's as well as celebrity cameos. Please note that this list may change slightly in the future, but we don't expect it to. This story is being writtten by me, Vera, but Venom, Dwarrior, and Yelo helped me with the casting process.
H.A.B.I.T.A.T.:
Venom - Johnny Depp (Hot shot)
Vera - Keira Knightley (Cook, token woman)
Yelo - Robert Downey Jr. (Leader)
Man - Charlton Heston (Veter
As we finalize the casting of Bongo in Congo, I present another poster.
This is the B-Team. The B-Team is a group of international mercenaries. They could be our friends one day, and our enemies the next day.
Fraff - Jude Law
Lilshu - Hugh Jackman
Definition - George Clooney
Darren - Brad Pitt
Raz - Denzel Washington
Steve - Tom Cruise
Blad - Matthew McConaughey
Goliath - Clay AIken
Johnny Depp as Venom, hotshot #1
Edward Norton as Dwarrior, hotshot #2
Robert Downey Jr. as Yelo, the leader
Keira Knightley as Vera, token action-woman
Charlton Heston as Man, the veteran
Mel Gibson as Gillis, the Jewjitsu ninja
Christian Bale as Fshi, the big guns guy
Ed Helms as Matt, the tech guy
While these are the primary protagonists, this is only those who are in the American special ops team H.A.B.I.T.A.T. There will be many other Sal's members (as well as some real world cel
COMING SOON: BONGO IN CONGO. This will be a story version of an upcoming film about various Sal's members adventuring in the jungles of Africa. This story will feature members of Project H.A.B.I.T.A.T. fighting off the evils of the British Empire, terrorists, gangsters, trolls, and communists.
To give a preview, here's a scene from it.
When we think of Britain going to war, one great example of British power and leadership is prime minister Winston Churchill. He was a guy who spent most of his time drinking, sleeping with dirty women, insulting said dirty women with wit and charm, yelling at old people, drinking, smoking, cussing, and drinking some more. Now, this at first strikes us as an awesome, kickass kind of Brit, which is pretty rare. But the truth goes much deeper!
Trufax: Winston Churchill's mother was an American
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brack obama
messiah not jesus, he's
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hope u enjoy! :glasses:
Zeus is a prick. He acts like being the chief god of the world gives him the right to screw it up as much as he wants. He rapes women (creating screwed up children as a result), smites anyone he chooses to, and flies around on his pegasus to show off his power. I'm getting really fed up with this poor behavior. If Zeus can't make sensible actions, he shouldn't be allowed to lead. The Anti-Zeus League strongly opposes Zeus's corrupt ways. We hope to reach out to him so he may become a more compet
Today, after training my Pokemon (as well as evolving my Quilava into a Typhlosion!) I took on the challenge of the Indigo Plateau. The Elite Four put up a good fight, but my team cleared right through them. After defeating the champion, Lance, I became the new champion of the Johto region!
I am glad you all cheered me on as I took on this challenge. Thanks for the support! :)
I'm sorry that I haven't given everyone an update on my Pokemon adventure recently. I've been way too busy with my adventure! It's a long story. I travelled all across Johto, caught many Pokemon, won all eight of the Johto League gym badges, and defeated the evil Team Rocket. Here is my current team:
I'm headed to Kanto to face the Elite Four. Wish me luck!
Hi, my name is Caroline! I'm from New Bark Town in the Johto region. Today, I began my Pokemon journey with a Cyndaquil! After a bad run-in with a thief, I captured a Bellsprout. When I went to Violet City, Professor Elm's aide gave me a mysterious egg and I traded my Bellsprout for an Onix! After that, I defeated the gym leader and the master sage of Sprout Tower. I went down Route 32, and I found a Mareep. Soon enough, Mareep and Cyndaquil evolved into a Flaafy and Quilava!
But mean Team R
I would like to make another PSA. Though I have previously mentioned that we women are fascists, I'm not sure how many of you are keeping this in mind. So, remember: women are still fascists, and if you fools do not stop us, it may be too late.
Today, Argentina. Tomorrow, the world.
FRIDAY NIGHT IT'S TIME TO PARTY
DROP IT DOWN WE GET REAL NAUGHTY
GIRLS TALK shizzle WE DON'T CARE
WE'LL TAKE OFF OUR UNDERWEAR
(warning: very very naughty language)
