OMG guys, new MGMT single. It's about RuneScape Warriors!
Evil Bob, yes, in Falador
Arrows without a quiver anymore
Where we could crush some plants to do herblaws
And I won't try to fight in the RuneScape wars
Was I? I was to lazy to mage
Or alch or fight or try to train my range
Now I can flirt with the RuneScape hunks
And I don't have to level or play too much
Instant battle plans written on the forums
Full blue mystics in a twisted PK clan
Tried to amplify the sound effec
Many of you seem to be trusting me. Though this is usually fine by me, I feel a need to give a fair warning. So here it is - from my perspective. I hope this will educate you and you will have a better understanding of me after reading this. TYVM.
I've got a black dress with the tights underneath,
He got the breath of the last cigarette on his teeth,
And I'm an actress (actress),
But I ain't got no need.
I got money from my parents in a trust fund back east.
T-t-t-tongues alway
I've noticed a pattern: for the last three days, I only posted one entry, and all three of those were between 11PM and Midnight. This entry is a fouth.
But I have nothing to talk about... umm... I thought that Paul McCartney's performance on Letterman was cool, but I was still disappointed by the lack of Lennon and Harrison. If I'm correct, there was a fourth Beatle, but I don't know if anyone cares enough to remember him.
I was talking with Dad earlier and we agreed to call the child "Invention". That's quite a prophetic name, because it turns out that there are quite a few mothers. In fact, there are very many mothers of invention.
Congratulations, Dad. You slept with Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention, despite the fact that Zappa has been dead since 1993. They are now going to give birth to Invention, and you will be the father of invention.
(Yeah, I'm not actually pregnant.)
I will say this over and over again: any hatred between the British and Americans is just plain stupid. We really aren't that much different. In fact, no two societies are too different. Sociology that applies to us applies to them and applies to people we've never heard of. The closest thing to America that isn't in its borders is Canada, and the second closest is the U.K. It's not hard to get that Britain and America are not much different.
But at the same time, I like to joke around. I li
Bike for sale What kind of bike? I don't know, I'm not a bike scientist. What I am though is a manly guy looking to sell his bike. This bike is made out of metal and kick ass spokes. The back reflector was taken off, but if you think that deters me from riding at night, you're way wrong. I practiced ninja training in Japan's mount Fuji for 5 years and the first rule they teach about ninja biking is that back reflectors let the enemy know where you are. Not having a rear reflector is like sayin
HEY GUYS, SIZE 7 BOLD IMPACT IS AWESOME, AND I SURE HOPE YOU ALL AGREE. SO. IN THIS BLOG ENTRY, WE SHOULD ALL CHAT IN SIZE 7 BOLD IMPACT. I FIND THAT IT HAS A STRONG IMPACT ON OUR LIVES - HUR HUR I MADE A PUN LOL. SO LET'S TALK ABOUT STUFF. AND OTHER STUFF. OKAY? YEAH. IMPACT RULES. BEST FONT EVER. YEAH. ALL OTHER FONTS AND SIZES SUCK.
At first, you'll think, "AY AY AY! Un chica caliente es el presidente de Argentina? ME GUSTA!". Don't fool yourself! Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner is not just an ordinary female leader. She was elected in the name of this little organization:
The Justicialist Party. This party goes by the ideology of Peronism. Yep - they believe in Juan Peron.
A female president... and she follows the ideologies of a notorious fascists dictator. That makes her a NEO-FASCIST. Men, I would like
And so, the poll is closed and we have a winner! It was a gruelling poll of polls between Wooderson, Slater, and O'Bannion, but we can now agree on who is officially the awesomest of awesome. Matthew McConaughey's David Wooderson and his borderline-pedo-who-will-one-day-live-in-his-mom's-basement ways have barely defeated Slater and his classic pothead style. In third, we have O'Bannion. Though incredibly B.A., he cannot keep his cool in the way Slater and Wooderson do.
That's right, everybo
