While inferior candidates attempt to make an issue out of income inequality or rising sea waters, we can always count on one man to give us real substance.
Future President Lincoln Chafee has proven that he's the most trustworthy candidate (once again) with our grammatical standards. This might even rival his granite-hard support for switching to the metric system.
Chafee recently tweeted a study that assessed the grammatical fortitude of his followers when compared to that of other cand
Are you fed up with the joke that is commonly referred to as the United States Presidential Election? Does each and every candidate seem to be the "same ole', same ole'" politican to you? Are you suffering from excessive urination?
Then do I have news for you! While the public has concerned themselves futilely over such inferior Democratic-nominee hopefuls as Hillary Clinton and Doc Brown, we've forgotten the true breadth of the race, the one lurking in the shadows, waiting to make his move
