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Steam Giveaway Steam Giveaway Steam Giveaway Part 3!

In order to make things slightly different, I'll actually announce the game this time!   MOAR BAD RATS     Similar rules: -Guess a number from one to thirty-four, because I like that number. The first one to guess the correct one will win. -The number comes from a random number generator. -If you already have bad rats for some reason, I'll back you up with Super Hexagon. I have more Bad Rats's than Super Hexagons, which is why that is the case. If you happen to already have both of them, then don't post. -.- -You have one guess every two hours. If you exceed that limit, I'll delete your comment or something even if you won. -This transaction is only possible through Steam, so have a Steam account or go make one for this awesome game. -Apparently you have to be friends with somebody on Steam to send gifts, so the tradeoff is that you'll have to be my friend for several minutes.   Again, it's from 1 to 34.   Commence commencements!

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Guitarguy

 

Super fun something something something Steam giveaway Part 2!

This time I have a different game! But I ain't telling nobody cuz it's all suspenseful and shizzle.   Same rules as last time with some exceptions: -Guess a number from one to thirty. The first one to guess the correct one will win. -The number comes from a random number generator. -If you're weird awesome enough to already have the game I'm planning on giving out, I'll back you up with another obscure awesome game. If you happen to already have both of them, then you probably don't need free games. -.- -You have one guess every two hours. If you exceed that limit, I'll delete your comment or something even if you won. -This transaction is only possible through Steam, so have a Steam account or go make one for this awesome game. -Apparently you have to be friends with somebody on Steam to send gifts, so the catch is that you'll have to be my friend for several minutes.   In case you're too cool to read the rules again, the biggest difference is that the number is from one to thirty. Considerably greater odds! Although nobody really seems to care about rational odds when it comes to the lottery.   Begin!

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Guitarguy

 

Super awesome fun Steam giveaway lottery deluxe 2014 Anno Domini!

Guess who uselessly stocked their inventory with some Steam games a while ago...     That's right! Your friendly neighborhood Guitarguy!   The games you'll find (or not find) above are so incredibly awesome that your library probably isn't cool enough to currently own them. That means you will not only win a FREE game if you win this lottery, but it'll be super SURPRISING and SUSPENSEFUL and SHIZZLE.   The rules are simple: -Guess a number between one and fifty. The first one to guess the correct one will win. -The number comes from a random number generator, so don't give me that 37 shizzle. Well, it might be 37 anyway, but do what you want. -If you're weird awesome enough to already have the game I'm planning on giving out, I'll back you up with another obscure awesome game. If you happen to already have both of them, then you probably don't need free games. -.- -You have one guess every two hours. If you exceed that limit, I'll delete your comment or something even if you won. -You have to have a steam account to play, dipshizzle.   Beginifications!

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Guitarguy

 

gusy

if you combine kevin bacon     with kevin bacon     you get norman reedus  

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Guitarguy

 

Moog is exceedingly unintelligent

Without rational purpose, Moog was induced with multitudinous dosages of energy to-night. Indeed, he was quite simply convulsing due to this veritable vitality (I should incidentally mention: at times when he gets so delirious as in the present circumstances, he begins to twitch in an almost unhealthy manner, and his arms will jolt violently!); he was enjoying on the gramophone by a cup of tea the production Bring me the Horizon and was consequently motioning said tune by a sort of unofficial pantomime. Afterwards he went on to listen to Meshuggah, at which point he was entirely out of the loop. As the volume was at that setting which cannot be exceeded, Moog was all over his room (figuratively, of course), doing as a lunatic does.   So much so that he ended up slicing open his very arm!   It was before long that this resulted in a sanguinary mess.   He quite egregiously lost his composure. He shouted tither and hither, not in response to the paroxysms of such an incident (although that certainly was a factor), but because he so believed that the very pain felt invigorating! It was only natural, therefore, that he would continue his dancing.   5 hours elapsed in what felt like a heartbeat, and the aforementioned arm ached quite so, ergo he presently cannot sleep, and additionally he feels as if he were stricken by an automobile of great immensity.   As a reader of this captivating anecdote, you may inquire "what happened to Moog and why did he think it was a good idea to just ignore an injury?"   "Why would he display such an impetuous behavior?"   If it would assist in your consternation, the following image should adequately represent his current state:   (I should also mention that the blood was not of copious amounts. The wound remained unsealed for but a few minutes, and thus it was only a relatively miniscule amount which was lost. However, to speak in the colloquial of some, it "just hurt like hell".)

Guitarguy

Guitarguy

 

Faceswap

Because I have too much free time on my hands but not enough to do productive things.  

Guitarguy

Guitarguy

 

Whoa whoa whoa word update

Google just went along and updated all their shizzle without even telling us!   Look at all this nice new stuff:   Before they just gave some unuseful vague definition from obscure dictionary websites. Now they do the same thing, but also give us all these other fun tools!   Yay!

Guitarguy

Guitarguy

 

Mafia

Then, against all expectations, Guitarguy raised his own gun. "There can only be one survivor," he said as his finger tightened around the trigger.   Phoenix Rider (hitman) was murder   Guitarguy wins the mafia! Hooray!

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Guitarguy

 

Why

"The war drenched the country in blood". That would be a good example sentence for the word "imbrue". IF IT CONTAINED THE WORD "IMBRUE".   Also,   "Oh, let's just give this word two definitions with EXACTLY OPPOSITE MEANINGS."   [/rant]

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Guitarguy

 

Oh the ironicism

I think they mean "What does", not "Do does". I found that funny because it's dictionary.com. Heh.   Completely unrelated, apparently "the" is a synonym for "histrionical".     And vice versa. Yes, yes, he certainly is a rather the fellow.

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Guitarguy

 

What the

Dictionary.com accidentally the definition.     I clicked on one of the fgfsjkl to see if it would help.     Another "word" led to this.     Aww yeah. Oh, and that advertisement led to this.     Those advertisers really know how to tempt you.

Guitarguy

Guitarguy

 

Oh stop it, Google

Much in contrast to friendly ole' Word Dynamo over here, telling me off for not knowing things. Well up yours too, Word Dynamo.

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Guitarguy

 

Here's a funner game

Geoguessr. Start out in a random place in the world in Google street view, and use clues around you to find out where it is.   But be warned that being in a random place in Google street view could lead to undesirable scenes such as this one I just got.    

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Guitarguy

 

Orb of Oculus is fun

With the Orb of Oculus, I've found that Jagex puts some extraordinary detail into the facial expressions of various characters. Sorry in advance that Imgur auto-JPGs my images because they're big.   Guy in the back: "I wish I had his hair..." Or "No one ever pays me in gum"   Self-shot. Forgot to do a duckface.   Recent studies show that alching causes significant brain damage.   That's his hand, by the way.   "Stupid is as stupid does."   Bonus: Ever wonder why this guy's horn doesn't make noise? MAYBE IT'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE A HOLE AT THE END

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