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Charlie My Love

I had to make one of the most difficult decisions of my life on Wednesday. My 5 year old cat, Charlie, had been experiencing recurring health issues that would have required multiple invasive surgeries with a decent likelihood of complications and no guarantee they'd help.   Even so I desperately wanted to help him. Charlie was my boy. Anyone who knows me knows how much I desperately love my cats, and Charlie was the heart of our household. He was
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Inside the Episode - DSZ #42

I thought I'd ruin jokes / references by going through all of DSZ 42 and calling out everything that I crammed in there. Keep track of how many you got right to see how much of a true Salmon you are!!   Formatted like this: page # and panel #. So 4.8 means page 4 panel 8!!   #1 - 1.3 -  my name hitting you with some deep lore right off the bat with my therapist referring to me by my actual forum name   #2 - 1.4 - Goliath in painting this is golia
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The Call

the light is blinding  the sound is deafening the memories are overwhelming   The Call is Unyielding
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This fudgeing Week Man

Finals were this week. Also my capstone was due. I'm dying.   Friday: Due date for people in my capstone group to get their shizzle to me since I volunteered to compile (rewrite) the paper. Originally due on Thursday but two people in our group who don't do anything complained about how busy they were. One sends over her shizzle (which amounted to 400 fudgeing words of garbage) at 3am so I wasn't able to start her section. Saturday: Have all of the stuff. Spend the day rewriting, organizing,
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Suicide Semester

so I'm taking six classes, continuing my internship part time, and running my fraternity's finances.   why was i allowed to do this oh god
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Dear Kaysie,

I applaud your supreme bravery and tact.   Going to borrow Lilshu's old format for a second. Before anyone reads this, take a second to look through this topic. Some college student was smoking pot and was caught up in a DEA bust (unrelated to pot I believe) that led to him being brought in for questioning. However, the DEA quickly realized he had nothing to do with it, so they handcuffed him in a holding cell and told him they would be right back so he could be let out. And then they forgot a
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I watched My Little Pony

At my college there is a distinctive brony subculture, and my friend and I find it fudgeing hilarious. However, we also know that our ripping on the show is terribly uninformed, so we decided to watch the first two episodes of "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" in order to confirm that it is, in fact, a show for babies. And let me just emphasize that I'm a fan of children's cartoons that can appeal to adults. Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, and The Legend of Korra being the current examples. W
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Yuan is The Anomaly

~There are levels of survival we are prepared to accept. However, the relevant issue is whether or not you are ready to accept the responsibility for the banning of every member on this forum.~   Act 1: Yuan takes over The great and powerful Salmoneus. We meet at last. I suppose you've been expecting me, right? The all-knowing Sal is never surprised. How can he be, he knows everything. But If that's true, then why is he here? If he knew I was coming, why didn't he leave?   Act 2: Declara
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Aabid is The One

~Denial is the most predictable of all human responses. But, rest assured, this will be the thousandth time we have posted this status, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.~     Act 1: Aabid is approached I know why you're here, Aabid. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for it. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when it found me, it told me I wasn'
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Top Dexter Antagonists

Ranking Dexter's Antagonists.   Kill-Me Tier     Name: Travis Marshall Alias: The Doomsday Killer Victims: 12 Season: 6   Dear God, where to begin. Not only were his kills the most over-the-top, pants-on-head retarded in the series, but his entire character was based on a TWEEST that fans saw coming from the first time we saw him and his "definitely not a ghost" professor interacting. The kills were SAW-esque, the acting was bad, and there was no suspense or sense of urgency in anyth
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Fatalysm

Source: North Carolina Bans Gay Marriage   ANGST ANGST ANGST
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Aabid

people complain about lack of activity aabid posts a lot people complain about him posting a lot     stay classy, sals
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A break

Had two weekends in a row of travelling for basketball, meaning I missed Friday night and Saturday night at college for back-to-back weekends. Not something you want to have happen. Thankfully we've been granted a bit of a break insofar as the games are at home instead of a few states away. That may not sound like much, but when you've had to get up Thursday morning, miss two days of classes AND the weekend two weeks in a row, you start to look at a weekend where you have multiple hours of baske
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Drank Too Much, Up Too Late

Practice was earlier than anticipated. Did not sober up. Woke up with the worst bed head I've had in a long time and a horribly unshaven face.   The youngest assistant coach said I looked like I went on an all-night coke bender. Most miserable two hours of my life. For those keeping score at home, if you're going to drink on a night where you have practice the next day, don't stay up later taking shots. It doesn't make sense and your body won't like you.
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Avatar

New avatar was meant to be temporary but I like it so much. :) Should I switch or keep up the tradition of having the same avatar for 3+ years?   Basketball is wearing down on my body and soul. My hip flexor is shot apparently so now halfway through every practice my left leg becomes immobile. Really annoying, but I'm going to start coming in early to heat before practice. Hopefully that will keep me going. On the soul side of the equation, I am so sick of this shizzle. I wish school had start
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Tim Tebow

He threw for 316 yards.   John 3:16   "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life."  
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Smooth Move

I was making a blog post but realized it was stupid so I stopped.   Crisis averted.  
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Sal Posted In Dsz

now if xaira posts in the topic i can die fulfilled   On an unrelated note, college basketball winter break is a lot more painful and ball-numbingly dull than I remember normal winter break being. I'm a little disappointed that I most likely will never know what it's like to have a huge college break in between semesters (thanks to basketball, I was back on campus the 26th...after my last final was the 20th), but on the whole it makes sense to stick with basketball. I made Deans List this sem
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I Can't Wait

for one of my friends to discover my comic for a runescape forum.   that would be a fun conversation.
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