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Fusing hydrogen atoms since May 24 2008

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Sal's Realm Castle Wars Event

It was huge. We got Salmoneus to show up, and I got this picture of him! Sal, if you could autograph it that would be nice.   That's me in the Elite Black platebody!   Ahem. Anyways, I tried to kill Sal when he was on the Zamorak team for Round 2. It didn't turn out very well. He has amazing bodyguards. I was single-hit killed. On the plus side, some very funny things happened to me. I managed to take ONLY 1 HIT OF DAMAGE from a Korasi special. 1 DAMAGE. And I wasn't even at 1 HP left either. No, more like 400. Good times.   It was very fun and I hope we do it again, possibly Stealing Creation or Soul Wars or something.               Oh and Sal, I want a duel arena match with you. Just to see if I, the Famous-In-The-Faking-Section Tree LOL can actually kill the Legendary Santafishy. Or at least a Stealing Creation/Castle Wars battle without your bodyguards. No stakes on either of course, no matter how much I want that Santa Hat.

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Praesent Terrarum ( Cyoa 3 Video )

Here, take a look at some progress.   This direct screenshot shows Grapefruitman's Lair in its Praesent Terrarum adaptation. There will be many more Easter Eggs to find other than the obvious Adrien Brody. Some you'll have to hear.  

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Zooey

My Nationstates capital is unofficially "Ravenshire."   Hope you don't mind     And there's either something wrong with your server or I've done something wrong ; I get "Failed to connect to server Connection refused: connect" whenever I try to enter.

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Aggggggh

Insanity mathematics.     Cleared in ~20 minutes pen+paper                 HUMAN CALCULATOR TIME

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Andhow

Today is symmetrical if it is written as   IX XX XI       otherwise it's just   IX XX MMXI     which isn't very special.

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And So The Oracle Project Is Brought To Ravenshire!

The Oracle Tower is setting up at 1 Portals, Ravenshire, and another tower to be erected just outside of the walls. To complete this task I will need approximately 5000-10000 cobblestone. If anyone can provide me with this (donations from rival AI especially appreciated) there are chests inside the tower in which cobble can be placed. I might be able to cover the cost of the stone if there is any.

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The Braille Compass

So I was on Salscraft last night wondering why I had a compass but no map. After all, it's only logical to use a map in conjunction with a compass.   Anyhow, that made me remember something. Something quite stupid.   A compass of Braille. Apparently it's meant for blind people, but obviously the store stocking it had no idea that it's quite a useless waste of money, for two reasons   1) Blind people can't read maps. 2) Blind people wouldn't be in the woods in the first place       Modern society at work.

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Well Ye

We're building a village at the spawn. I've set up shop there along with a few others.   I'd like to see what we name that little town, and if I can somehow move my stock to Ravenshire.   Ah well, we can just have fun with naming the place and waiting for another delivery of items to Ravenshire.

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...the Fudge Is This?

"I think uniforms are great," says Buffy Wu, your Minister of Education during a cabinet meeting. "They instil a sense of community within our schools which lowers crime - and the pupils can go about their daily business without having to worry about being browbeaten by their classmates for not wearing the latest trainers. Miencraft simply cannot do without them. If the children don't like them, then hard cheese."     "Dude, your plan stinks," says Johann Jones, leader of The Students Union. "Our clothing is part of who we are; it lets us express ourselves just by passing someone in the corridor. To say we must wear these inhibiting uniforms is an affront to our personal freedom! So back off with the uniforms, dude, students should be allowed to go to school dressed however they like. Or not dressed, if that's their style."         In Nationstates, this is one of the issues I received today. There should be a more neutral option, because choice one will upset people and choice two will upset people because, if you read it, it says it allows nudity in school, and most school students don't mind wearing uniforms if they're told to from what I can tell in my nation so far.   I'm dismissing the issue because most issues are worded retardedly.

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My Adventures In Salscraft Today

So I was wandering around getting my house violated by Creepers as usual.   I decided to have a little fun and venture out to our NPC Village.   After getting lost, I discovered a desert. Unbeknownst to me, I was being followed by a Creeper through the desert. About halfway through, I found a spider surface dungeon completely enclosed in sand. I was warned of the Creeper's presence by it getting damaged on a cactus. It escaped and shortly after I was blown up.   I lost a grand total of   1 Iron Sword 1 Iron Chestplate 1 Iron Leggings 1 String 8 Dirt   Not a big deal, but my caves are more polluted with coal than iron.

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Nationstates And Why I Don't Know Why I Still Play

The issues I've gotten always do one of these things:   A) Have horrible arguments B) Do something completely the opposite of my intention (which would therefore be doing something against my morals) C) All of the above D) Actually work   A and B are pretty much 70% of the issues in Nationstates. C defines 24.5% of them. D defines 0.5% of the issues in Nationstates.   I demand that they all get re-written, or at least the Government themselves can choose against both arguments and state their own course of action and the consequence thereof.   The only reason I don't dismiss any is because I keep thinking they'll do something good, when in fact, they don't.

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My Expansive Conversation With The Cleverbot.

User: Red pill or blue pill?   Cleverbot: Red?   User: Ok here you go.   Cleverbot: You're not the Lord.   User: Minecraft Logic!   Cleverbot: You know, diamond pick-axes, caves, obsidian, creepers.   User: I hate Creepers. Damn exploding things.   Cleverbot: Hmm.   User: Hm?   Cleverbot: Do you speak english?   User: Si.   Cleverbot: Può scriverlo, per favore?   User: Probably.   Cleverbot: Do you go shopping very often?   User: You know, it's getting late I should be going.   Cleverbot: But who will I talk to?!   User: Yourself obviously.   Cleverbot: I don't have any cows.   User: Bye.   Cleverbot: Please don't leave yet.   User: Bye.   Cleverbot: No! I love you!         If you can believe it, this is only one fifth of the conversation. The first two I actually managed to stump the bot, and it took awhile to respond to the Red or Blue question (which was obviously a Matrix reference on both sides)

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Ye

http://www.mediafire.com/?759cdy75ztbc3fo   New texture pack I made. It has some mobs, most of the terrain, most items, and all (chain included) armor.     Unfortunately, I didn't get very good pictures of stuff, so here's terrain.png.

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Glenn Beck: Conservative Talk Show Host Launches His New Network

on September 12, 2011. Exactly the same day as the Beta 1.8 release of Minecraft.   GBTV (Glenn Beck Television) is already being advertised at Times Square.   Read up on the invasion here: http://www.glennbeck.com/2011/09/08/gbtv-i...s-times-square/   I'm fairly certain I'm one of the only Conservatives here. I know there is one other person who is fairly new here. If you guys find him can you direct him here? He might be interested.

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Problem Officer?

I shall use Conservative Nationstates. Problem? Take it up with Glenn Beck.   Well, maybe not really, but you know what I mean.

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No! My Development!

First I was Communist. Then I upgraded to Democratic Socialism. Then I downgraded thrice to Hell.     I'm obviously doing something horribly wrong here.     O I see. I made the Creeper a protected species.   Nobody likes Creepers.

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The Link To My Website

Has been removed by me from my signature. If you need information on the Boxes, Achievements, or anything else regarding my Awards industry, it is in my profile.

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