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Where the Flummoxers are Flummoxers and cliches aren't boring.

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The Results Are In...

A thoroughly scientific study proved that 54.17% of the population believes that Xerxes is more beautiful than Cameron Diaz.   PERSIA H*CK YEAH!!   In other news, the newly-proclaimed "better-looking than Cameron Diaz" contest winner is very glad that this thread exists. I knew there was some reason why I stuck around all these years.

Cameron

Cameron

 

The Curse Of Imsleepy

So yesterday I was cruising down the freeway in my newly-washed car, trying to decide what radio station to listen to... there was nothing much good on, so I eventually settled for the classical station's aria hour.. Anyway, there was a bus nearby, and I suddenly a scream of "SWEET JESUS [email protected]! AAGGH!!!" despite having the windows rolled up and Mozart's Queen of the Night solo playing at full blast. This exclamation was followed by "GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAY!!!!!" I saw the driver in front of me open the window, stick her head out, and look back at all the commotion; unfortunately, she wasn't paying attention to driving and swerved into a car in another lane. Even above the screeching of the tires, "YAAAAAAAGH!!" punctuated the air. The driver's accident caused a pile-up across all the lanes of the freeway, but, thinking fast, I activated my plot device generator and my car sprouted wings to fly over the wreckage.   And even worse than all that? Some huge bug hit my windshield, and it's like 2 inches wide so it's seriously obscuring my vision. Now I'm going to have to get my car washed again. >.<

Cameron

Cameron

 

Omg!

so 2day in chem dave said that adam had said that will had told steph i wanted 2 go 2 the dance w/ her but she didnt want 2 go wit me bc i didnr talk 2 her enuff so i went 2 c her after lab an she said that will was liing and that she realy did want 2 go w/ me but i thot she waz just tring 2 b nice so i went 2 ask will y he told adam dat and he sed that he dindt say that so i said 2 adam y did u tell dave that will sed that steph didnt want 2 go 2 da dance w/ me and he sed that will sed that steph sed to tell dave dat but 2 not tell me but dave told me anyway so i went to steph after englis class and she said tat adem hated her so he wud say dat but i told steph that adam has a secrete crush on her and she sed no he doenst then i said he does b/c hes my best freind but steph didtn baleve me so she sed dat she didnt want 2 go 2 the danc w me but i sed that we culd still b frends

Cameron

Cameron

 

Let My Moderators Go

Down into the never-ending valley of moderator actions, stretching mile after mile, an inferno of mud-soaked bodies, where the treaders' feet churn clay and straw into the mixture for Salmoneus' bricks, and everywhere the lash of watchful administrators, ready to sting the backs of the weary.   Blades chopping straw... mattocks chopping clay, a ceaseless cycle of unending drudgery. From the mixing feet of treaders to the pouring hands of brick molders, moves the constant stream of mud, the lowly seed of tall cities. Day after day, year after year, century after century, bondage without rest, toil without reward. These are the moderators of misery, the afflicted, the hopeless, the oppressed.

Cameron

Cameron

 

Jagex Logic

Found this on the official forums this morning.     Xxpureazn omg we've been waiting so long for blood rcing and what do they bring?Help with chaos rcing?   HOW DOES THAT HELP FOR GOD'S SAKE   like not even 1% of the players craft chaoses   another useless one..   ~xxpureazn~         Mod Ash "like not even 1% of the players craft chaoses "   Which suggests that maybe it needed an update.         Is he serious? Maybe nobody crafts chaos because there's a small 9-level window before you can make natures, and after that, chaos runes become obsolete.   This camel (with the soul of a poet, mind you) is fed up with the 20 requirement, 17-minute-then-forgotten updates.

Cameron

Cameron

 

Isketch

Anybody up for a round or two?   Go to www.isketch.net   Type in some name.. You don't need a password or anything.   Scroll down and find room "Hello!!" It should be near the very bottom, in the custom rooms.   Yay!

Cameron

Cameron

 

Free Play?

Yeah, I kinda haven't gotten a level for a few months.   For those of you who have gone from members to free play, what should I keep in my bank to play comfortably the times I may want to log on?     Any suggestions? Thanks.

Cameron

Cameron

 

For Lilshu

The rest of you can just have a caption contest or something.  

Cameron

Cameron

 

Excellent Posts For These Troubled Times 2: Thought-provoking Comments

I would like to share with my delightful audience some posts that have sparked the higher-level-thinking areas of my brain! You are sure to wonder at the paradoxes, puzzles, and perpetual questions contained within! I hope you appreciate and marvel at them as much as I have!   Why the hell should you have the begin? Biggest Mets Fan im wondering Foruming for $5000 dollars an hour renaissance was a boring time If you don't want them shown why do you even take them!   Excellent posters, we salute you once again!

Cameron

Cameron

 

Dirty Laundry

I don't feel like bothering with the pictures and everything... But I got 69 and 70 thieving and 74 construction recently. Yay.

Cameron

Cameron

 

Dhmo

This is an important cause... I expect all of you to sign up to volunteer, for the safety of our world.

Cameron

Cameron

 

Confession

I'm Spartacus.   Congratulations to Sneezingtree on achieving 99 runecrafting.

Cameron

Cameron

 

Bored

So I took a picture of a pile of junk.     It really gets messy after the farming stuff. :closedeyes:

Cameron

Cameron

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