I got pissed/sad for a reason. Grabbed a knife. Failed to bleed but have red marks on my arm. How could I either make these go away, or hide them easily in a school that's as hot as an oven? I have a pretty high heat tolerance since as I'm from Egypt but sometimes it gets too hot to wear a sweatshirt. So any ideas?
NOTE: I have no long sleeve shirts.
The last time I made a vlog was asking if there is anything I can do to improve. Now I'm bragging. Sorta. No, not really. I just wanted to share my 5 1/2 hours worth of editting video. And for more help.
So once again. Any improvements?
So I decided to try to do YouTube videos in my spare times due to encouragement of my friend. So I make gaming videos and such. I was just wondering what I can do to improve my quality.
Here's an example of my gaming videos.
NOTE: I would've made this a forum post but I had no clue where to put it.
So I need some money. I have 42 fishing and 52 woodcutting. The woodcutting will rise to 60 really soon prob but right now I'll gather any type of tree for a reasonable price. Or any type of fish for a reasonable price. PM if interested.
I remember one time I prank called my friends cousin. (she's 19) so basically my friend is next to me and he says "it's not going to work" and he was right. It went down like this.
Me: Hello your order for 20 mexican strippers is ready for delivery we just need your confirmation.
Me: Your order for 20 mexican strippers is ready for delivery we just need your confirmation.
Victim: Oh you're just sooo mature, aren't you.
Me: Ma'am this is serious.
Victim: You are just so damn bored that you don't have anything better to do that you call a random persons number. (hangs up)
I didn't know how to feel after that.
Next story I call a swagf**s number I got and this is how it went.
Me: Hello this is PetCo. from (legit address that I live 20 minutes away from) and we are giving out free info about any animal you want.
Victim: (females voice comes on note that the person I intend to call is a guy) If you call again one more time I will fudgeing kidnap you and chop your d**k off and feed it to my dog.
Me: Oh. That escalated quickly. (hangs up)
NEEEXT one. I prank call using my majestic asian accent to my friend.
Me: Harro your order for 20 spring rolls and 3 plates of sushi is ready for pickup.
Me: Your order for 20 spring rolls and 3 plates of sushi is ready for pickup.
Victim: Wrong number.
Me: No you called us back 5 minutes ago saying you wanted that.
Victim: No I didn't.
Me: (asian rage containing lots of swears of how I know his voice and he calls ordering stuff and when we tell him it's ready he says wrong number.)
Victim: (hangs up)
Me: (calls back)
Victim: I TOLD ITS THE WRONG NUMBER.
Me: (raging about same stuff)
Victim: (hands phone to my broham) Hello?
Me: (tells him the story)
Broham: (puts on horrible accent and screams he ordered 20 something)
Then I lost it there and they knew it was me.
Aaand that's my 7th grade prank calling stories.
Hello guys I spent 10 hours editting and recording this little video of mine. I make up random things in my head, have them come to life in minecraft and make it a News report. What do you think? (This is my first proper skit)
So I've been playing for one year now and I want to get some opinions on how good or bad I am rather than my teacher since as my teacher is like WOW BRAZO EXCELLENT and my dad is always saying "It's shizzle." no matter what I do. so here it is.
If everyone answered questions like Obama and Romney do in the elections then the world would be a funny place.
Math teacher: What is 5 to the power of 2?
Student: Well you see. You may ask that, and we want to solve it. We must work as a team to solve it. We must work hard, remove the troops from Afghanistan, eat turkey and get wasted. Then we have solved our answer. Oh and
Teacher: Sorry your two minutes are up.
Fluff you. Liking a picture of a dead baby wont help for shiz. 'Hit like if you hate child abuse." No shut the hell up no one cares but the weak minded. There are millions of charities to donate too if your that upset about child abuse. Also the 1 like= 1 dollar. No shut the hell up once again. Oh yea go to an extremely depressed abused child be like "Oh yea I understand your on welfare and you got kicked out of the house but hey you have 1,000 imaginary dollars!" Yea really. Also who is the genius who gets these photos? A guy is gonna get shot "Like if your against murder." Hmmm yea so your standing there with a camera being like I gotta post this on Facebook when in reality you can save a life! Also the "Share for God, ignore if you wanna go to hell." Shut the fluff up! Honestly on Judgement Day you with God reciting your goods and bads. "Hmmm you didn't share that one Facebook page." Seems legit. Honestly 98% of the people who share those fluffin pics drink beer (Usually a sin) or do marajuana or esctasy or lsd or meth or crack or any drug! Do they even go to church, mosque or temple. NO. Honestly if you love God go to a MOTHERFLUFFIN prayer building! Also these "lms for truths" are BS. If you really need to know what someone thinks about you then you must be the most uneducated little fluff I have ever seen.
Me raging I used my own censors :D
Main point is. This stuff pisses me off and probably a million other smart people out there.
Hello Sal's. I am extremely ticked off and I need to vent. So brace yourselves if you plan on helping. So basically this past week has been me doing NOTHING. I enjoy that. So I make a plan with a friend to chill for a day and suddenly my mom decides to make plans herself. Now here is the thing. Her plans decide to make my plans with MY friends without asking me if I want to go and chill with them and keeps making even more fluffin arrangements along with that I have to deal with a guy who wont FLUFFIN take my ideas. He expects everyone to know everything like stream times when we're streaming without tell anyone! I tell him tell people twice a day about livestreams or our website ect. He says they should already know. Like really who the fluff logs onto a server and clicks on a shortened url to the servers website! I have tried too many times to tell him this stuff but he says NOPE. I cant think of anything now. Oh yea I need an excuse to not go watch a movie with my friends (I hate movies and I dont need to socialize the day before school. I'll be ticked off anymore) I CANT TAKE IT!!!! I just want to relax not be stressed. My god I wish I can just escape into the woods and just lay down there against a lake and see two moons like that one planet (Yes I'm that dumb)
P.S Parents are divorced.
Hello Sal's I must apologize. Around 2 days ago I flamed and swore immaturely on a topic that hit me hard. I do hate the word "swag" but the way I expressed it was extremely immature. I apologize to everyone I offended with all the curses and I indeed received warnings which I am glad I received to teach me not to be so closed minded and immature on things like this. I apologize to Lilshu (think that's how spell it) for being harsh to him/her and when I said swag means secretly we are gay which I am 90% sure it does mean that but someone thought I was saying being gay is bad. I did not intend that. But usually a guy being called gay is a big insult at least in my community I dont know about yours and I dont take being called gay as an insult just everyone around does for an odd reason. Also I apologize to everyone else I annoyed/ticked off. So because I was immature I'm gonna go torture myself with optional math work for summer. Not sure how it helps you guys but oh well.
To Darknet: GF :D
Dear Sals. I have made a fool of myself once again. I tend to suck at realizing a guy is trolling. So when I went raging on that post about "swag" it was because I go to a public middle school full of kids who think they live in the ghetto when in reality their neighborhood has a cop patrol by everyday looking for thugs. So because of that they think rapping, listening to drake lil wayne niki minaj ect. Make them have swag. So I cant stand it after dealing with that crap for like 3 years now. So yea. Sorry bout me not realizing that kid was a troll. GF sanity