I WOULD LIKE TO FORMALLY ANNOUNCE MY CANDIDATESHIP FOR DM OF SALS IN THIS UPCOMING ELECTION
I AM RUNNING FOR THE FBGM PARTY, AND WOULD LIKE YOUR SUPPORT
ALL I NEED YOU TO DO IS GET WASTED AND PARTY AND shizzle BECAUSE WHO THE fudge CARES ABOUT ELECTIONS LETS JUST GO PARTY DUDE
So I'm this bus right, getting driven by some creepy old dude and full of kids who are bouncing and shizzle on my seats god DAMN its annoying. So anyway, were at this stopsign and some shizzlehead jogging decided to fudgeing run in front of me. So you best believe I hit that fudgeer like Chris Brown after a couple of drinks. Then, I find out that later I'm on the news, and some dude on a forum makes a blog post about me. Weird world, isn't it.
I got 1st addition Seto Kaiba, Yugi Moto, and Joey Wheeler starter decks to initiate my holiday. I was so excited I didn't even open my other gifts, I just spent the first 2 hours or so challenging my mom to a duel. What a cabbage-lover. She totally had a Dragon Lord and a Dragon Flute and used it to summon some good kitty! ass lvl 4 dragon with like 1500 ATK points. So I proceeded to rape her with just my Summoned Skull.
Felt good man.
Didn't even try the Joey yet.
When I opened my other presents I just found some other stupid shizzle. A Mac. Which was really upsetting, because it was a normal one, which I didn't ask for, I asked for a Macbook Air, because it's thin. And it saves the world and stuff. And I don't even care about the world and stuff. But I would. If I got that. Which I didnt. So I traded it to my sister for her chocolates. I got a 6-speed bike, which also sucked. I got a kayak. Which is weird because I don't even like boating. Some name brand clothes. NOT FROM HOT TOPIC OR AERO?! WHAT. And some other stupid shizzle.
3/10 Christmas for me
I've been having some deep thoughts lately about my actions on the internet. Sometimes, it doesn't hit me that there are in fact people just like myself behind those usernames. I sometimes wonder if people really do take offense to the trolling sometimes preformed by me. If only I could really feel those people's pain. If only I could truly understand what it is like to be trolled. But then, sometimes, I wonder if people just let themselves fall in to the spiders web of trolling. If only some people could realize that, in fact, trolling is a art form.
So over 6,000 people are dying of AIDS in Africa EVERY DAY and we are more worried about Global Warmnig??? something that dosent even exist!!! I swear the liberials need to wake up and see the truth!!!!
Well, dear Sal's Realm of Runescape. I believe my time has come. Sal's just isn't the same as it used to be. And with the recent departure of the Unofficial Official Tech Team, I believe that my business as an Unofficial Official Sals member is done. So, for now, good bye.
