So I'm this bus right, getting driven by some creepy old dude and full of kids who are bouncing and shizzle on my seats god DAMN its annoying. So anyway, were at this stopsign and some shizzlehead jogging decided to fudgeing run in front of me. So you best believe I hit that fudgeer like Chris Brown after a couple of drinks. Then, I find out that later I'm on the news, and some dude on a forum makes a blog post about me. Weird world, isn't it.
Warriors 63 Golden Knights 0
Perfect score for a homecoming game, we just had it all going for us tonight. The Golden Knights had a chance to get a field goal, but they missed it <_< .
All we did was to force my friend to stand next to the girl he likes for 5 minutes to get his cell back, he didn't do it cuz he n00b. Next week we play K-D, our rivals.
Warriors 26 Mustangs 21
The football game was fun. Today in school we had a pep rally, I wanted to boo the freshman but we couldn't!!
Then to the game, the po-po blocked off the field hockey field, so we couldn't loiter there, and the mustang fans had taken over the hill next to our stands, so we formed a chain and we stopped them from watching the game for like a minute. The right before the 2nd half started, we had gotten about 50 people and started to do the Warrior battle cry (V-I-C-T-O-R-Y), then the police showed up so we ran. In the 3rd quater, at the end of it, it was 26-21 Warriors. The mustangs had 2 drives in the 4th, both at about our 30 yard line, and we stopped them both. The last drive it was 4th and 9, game on the line, and we deflected the pass incomplete, game over, Warriors win. But before the game was over, I texted my friends ex-gf "<insert curse word here> you <insert another one here>." Since she is like always PMS'ing over everything, she is gonna kill me on Monday at school :(.
As some of you may know, Untouch the great runescape warrior has sacrificed himself for the good of the internet. His last words were to the noobs of the internet. His last words were "noob" and "500m drop". Please show your gratitude for this martyr of Sals. He only asks for the noobs of the internet would remember his losing of his internet life, for the life of the internet.