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FSHI FOR DM 2012 #YOLO

I WOULD LIKE TO FORMALLY ANNOUNCE MY CANDIDATESHIP FOR DM OF SALS IN THIS UPCOMING ELECTION I AM RUNNING FOR THE FBGM PARTY, AND WOULD LIKE YOUR SUPPORT ALL I NEED YOU TO DO IS GET WASTED AND PARTY AND shizzle BECAUSE WHO THE fudge CARES ABOUT ELECTIONS LETS JUST GO PARTY DUDE

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My litle pony

my little pony is awesome my favorite my little pony is all of them

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Wow...

So I'm this bus right, getting driven by some creepy old dude and full of kids who are bouncing and shizzle on my seats god DAMN its annoying. So anyway, were at this stopsign and some shizzlehead jogging decided to fudgeing run in front of me. So you best believe I hit that fudgeer like Chris Brown after a couple of drinks. Then, I find out that later I'm on the news, and some dude on a forum makes a blog post about me. Weird world, isn't it.

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My Cool List

Yelo Ollie Un_t0uch JrJosh UnO Steve Topdog Lilshu Oniyoh Smokin Oken Ttttttttt Tawk Hotbabe69 Egghebrecht Gillis Adam? Man Emanick

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So I've Been Thinking

I've been having some deep thoughts lately about my actions on the internet. Sometimes, it doesn't hit me that there are in fact people just like myself behind those usernames. I sometimes wonder if people really do take offense to the trolling sometimes preformed by me. If only I could really feel those people's pain. If only I could truly understand what it is like to be trolled. But then, sometimes, I wonder if people just let themselves fall in to the spiders web of trolling. If only some people could realize that, in fact, trolling is a art form.

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Quitting

Well, dear Sal's Realm of Runescape. I believe my time has come. Sal's just isn't the same as it used to be. And with the recent departure of the Unofficial Official Tech Team, I believe that my business as an Unofficial Official Sals member is done. So, for now, good bye.

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Attn: Emanick

I did not give direct consent for you to use my name in your member title. Please remove it immediately before further judicial action takes place.

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My Hot Advisor

Okay so at my school we have faculty advisers that are organized to students according to last name. The faculty advisers help students with scheduling conflicts, general questions, help with internships/employment, etc. My advisers is named Jess Depew, she's like 25 and has only been at the school for a few years. Anyway, I have been looking into getting an internship at a TV station or something over the summer, and the school helps coordinate these things with an internship database that's maintained by the advisers. You log on with your school ID and password and you can browse internships and stuff. I was having trouble logging on to mine so I went to see Ms. Depew. That's where all the trouble started.   Firstly, I walked into the office like 15 minutes early like an idiot and she's in the middle of lunch. So I awkwardly make stupid stall talk until she's finished.   "Oh hey, what are you eating?" "Salmon, I love it. I eat it practically everyday." "Just salmon? That's pretty weird." Why the hell did I say this? "Oh, well, I don't know. I try to eat healthy, natural foods... you know, like wild berries and honey and stuff" "Yeah I like food too."   Man I was so nervous. Anyway, we finally begin squaring my stuff away. She looks up what I registered with in the beginning of the year. This is when the crap really hit the fan. This is how the conversation went:   "Okay, you're account name is [my name] and your password is 'depewissexy'..."   Oh damn. I completely forgot that I put that as my password in the beginning of the year. What the hell was I thinking? It was probably the longest 20 seconds of my life before I finally got the balls togethor to stand up and leave. Just as I walk out the door, she says,   "In the future, you might want to bear in mind what kind of things you want to keep to yourself."   I was so freaking embarrassed I wanted to kill myself right then and there. I wanted to run the hell out of there and never, ever see her again. But something about what she said just kept me standing in her doorway. I decided to man up and apologize. I turned to her, looked her straight in the eyes, and swallowed my pride. And then, it hit me like a train full of bricks.   She was eating salmon. She tries to eat all healthy, natural foods, like wild berries and honey. She told me that I might want to bear in mind what kind of things I want to keep to myself. Ms. Depew was a bear disguised as a human.   Immediately, the bear saw that I had seen through its charade. It roared loudly and took a menacing swipe at me. I deftly avoided its claw and sprinted out of the office. The bear was soon in chase, crashing through the walls of the office as if they were made of paper. I jumped over the receptionist desk and ran out the back entrance. The bear followed, tossing the secretary aside like a rag doll. The bear began to pursue me through the street traffic. While I fought my way through the maze of vehicles, the bear simply careened its massive force through anything standing in its way. Cars veered off the road to escape the onslaught of grizzly force that was barreling down the road. The bear was gaining fast. I had no other option but to make my way into the nearest building; a preschool. I burst through the door, startling the children from their naps. Immediately, the bear slammed through the wall, crushing a child beneath his massive paws and burying several other children in sheet rock and debris. I maneuvered my way through the chaos towards the back exit. The preschoolers were little more than a screaming annoyance for the bear. Its massive paws cut swaths through the sea of toddlers with each swipe. I used the precious time these children had afforded me to make my escape into the playground. I scrambled up a ladder to a fort-like structure. My goal was to walk across the monkey bars then jump to a tree which I could climb the roof of the preschool and perhaps flag down a passing helicopter.

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