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The Dark Knight

Saw it last night, very good. And add me to the list of people who have said Heath Ledger was incredible.   While driving home from the movie we saw a limo parked in the parking lot of a Hobby Lobby store (this was at 1:00 in the morning). wtf

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Failblog.org

I am forced to conclude that 99.99999% of commenters there are complete idiots who's vocabulary is limited to the words Fail and Masturbate.   I also think this is a fairly accurate description of the internet in general.   Thank you, and good night.

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Chain Mail.

I got a chainmail talking about love and romance and all that fun stuff and listed under "A few reasons why girls like guys" was this gem.   25. The way their tear s make you want tochange the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...... Yet regardless if you love them,hate them, wish they would die orknow that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life,whatever they were to the worldthey become everything to you.When you look them in the eyes,traveling to the depths of their soulsand you say a million things without trace ofa sound, you know that your own lifeis inevitable consumed withinthe rhythmic beatings of her very heart.We love them for a million reasons,No paper would do it justice.It is a thing not of the mindbut of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.   Very cheesy yes? Discuss

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Leaving Sal's...

I just can't handle all of the noobs here. -------------------------------- sig                                                                                     HA HA FOOLEDZ YA I'm really just leaving for 45 minutes to eat dinner and thought it would be nice to let you know.

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Scary's Laws Of Internet Discussions.

1. The law of "Sensitive subjects" Any discussion of Sensitive Subjects (Religion and politics) will ultimately become the same thing. Any discussion about politics will eventually become a thorough examination and criticism of every single one of the U.S's policies.
Any discussion about religion must have at least one post declaring a deep hatred for religion, citing every source they can find to disprove God's existence, and outlining every tiny flaw with the Bible.
2. The law of numbers. All threads dealing with numbers should have at leas one OVER 9000 reference. Calculations project this trend will continue for more than 465,824 years before dying out.   3. Please see: "Godwin's Law"   Our scientists are working around the clock to discover new laws but for the moment please enjoy these.

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Technical Question

Why is it every time you make a typo while typing in a URL you arrive at the exact same site? I know you've all seen this, now answer my question.

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Parades, Night Clubs, And Avatars.

I got rid of my Adam stuff because my assistant tells me that fad has approximately 30 seconds more to live.   Today was the Days of '47 parade in Salt Lake City. The people at the the TV station covering the event wanted us to set up in front of the cameras and play some stuff for them, so I had to get up at 6:00 to make it there in time. We played a little for them and then went somewhere else to wait for the parade to start. The parade was uneventful (and hot) except for a sign I saw on the window of a broken down building that read   Body Hair Menstrual Blood And Sandwiches!   I thought it was funny and at the same time disgusting but that's just me.

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New Entry

I bet if I make an entry, people will see my avatar and think I'm Adam, click on my blog AND GET ME MOAR VIEWS!!!

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Caninefetishism.

Today my blog takes on a more serious note as we discuss a very serious issue. It is a tragic epidemic sweeping the nation and infecting without mercy. The disease I talk about here, ladies and gentlemen, is caninefetishism.   It is defined in "Infectious Diseases for Dummies" as: A strong attraction to one's dog(s). You may have not heard of it, the liberal media feels is does not deserve attention but I am here to tell you otherwise. It is a terrible, terrible, disease that, if it infects you, can cause a host of symptoms, these include: An unexplainable need to take you dog everywhere you go.
Not caring what people think about above.
Dressing your dog up.
And many other horrible things.   I hope I could have raised awareness about this and I plead with you to avoid this disease at ALL COSTS.

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This Is No Way For A Governor To Behave!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1_SJT8AGV0   You wouldn't guess it from looking at this commercial, but the guy in that commercial is a local celebrity who used to own a computer store chain called Totally Awesome Computers. He calls himself Superdell and got in trouble for pulling a gun out on some people, among other things. He shut down his computer store (And the job of making annoying commercials was passed on to PC Laptops Slogan: We Love You!!!!!!!) and disappeared for a while before showing up again in these commercials. Anyway, my title is relevant because this guy's running for governor. He was originally running for the mayor of Salt Lake, then mayor of Salt Lake county, and then governor. If he wins, I will move out of state and possible forefit my religion because no higer being with our interests at heart would let him be in charge of AN ENTIRE FRICKIN' STATE!!!!

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Float Preview Party.

This morning our marching band met up to go to the Days Of '47 Float Preview Party. In Utah, they say the days of '47 is a celebration of when the first Mormon settlers arrived in the valley, but it's really just an excuse to have big parades and shoot off the rest of your illegal fireworks.   Anyhoo the parade people host a big "Preview Party" before the parade (Which is Thursday) where the floats sit there instead of moving. It's held inside of a big air conditioned expo center, and marching around there was nice. Then we went up onto a platform and did the same thing we did when marching except we weren't moving. And I got to meet BIG BUDAH (Who is a 5,000-something pound guy that works for the local news station.)   Enough about me. What about you?

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Mamma Mia!

I have lost faith in humanity. Why? Because someone though it would be fun to release Mamma Mia! on the same weekend as The Dark Knight.

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Important Issue That Must Be Addressed!

Most of you probably don't care about this but every time someone makes this mistake I cringe and a little part of me dies.   "MINUS" IS NOT A VERB You don't "minus" three from four to get one, you "subtract."   Thank you and have a nice day.

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Various Things

I got a new signature and I declare it to be the smallest on Sal's. Here it is:   And my other gerbil died a couple of days ago. Now we're out of gerbils.

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Proof That Obama's A Muslim

Only Muslims get worked up over cartoons and Obama is getting worked up over a cartoon sooooooooooo...   What do you think of that? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (I'm implying something.) HMMMMMMMHMMMM :D :??????????????????????????

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