Today we played football (American football for you other people ) in gym. Not real football, it was "Ultimate football." Although it was quite the opposite of ultimate, we couldn't move if we had the ball so we had to pass it down instead of running.
Anyhoo, my team had girls, two boys, and me. The other team had two boys, and a whole bunch of girls. One of the boys I know from math class, is really annoying. He didn't particularly care for the rules and he broke them (Heavens forbid!) to score. They got two points and I heard two separate teammates say the exact same thing, "This is the gayest game ever!" Which translates into: "This is something that I cannot do and/or someone does it better than me and therefore it is gay!" I figured at that point they weren't going to play something that was gay so I gave up.
Aren't I an interesting person?
This morning our marching band met up to go to the Days Of '47 Float Preview Party. In Utah, they say the days of '47 is a celebration of when the first Mormon settlers arrived in the valley, but it's really just an excuse to have big parades and shoot off the rest of your illegal fireworks.
Anyhoo the parade people host a big "Preview Party" before the parade (Which is Thursday) where the floats sit there instead of moving. It's held inside of a big air conditioned expo center, and marching around there was nice. Then we went up onto a platform and did the same thing we did when marching except we weren't moving. And I got to meet BIG BUDAH (Who is a 5,000-something pound guy that works for the local news station.)
Enough about me. What about you?
Period one, Biology: THE TEACHER IS CANADIAN HOLY :P!!! She made us do an assignment to supposedly learn about us, but with 200 students I don't think she'll try too hard to memorize what we put down.
Period two, Seminary: The teacher talks with a slight lisp, I hope I can get used to in. The class is full of idiots but they were pretty quiet. I think they know how rabid people get over religion.
Period three, Spanish: I have the same teacher as last year. I actually really like her.
Period four, Geometry: I don't really know much about the teacher or the class. We spent this period playing "Personality BINGO"
Period five, Language Arts: The teacher is slightly insane, but she seems okay.
Period six, Geography: The teacher has and endless supply of jokes, most of them lame. He says he can't get into the good ones until he's sure we won't tell our parents. D: He also made it clear he would offend every one of us by the end of the year.
Period sever, Band: Same teacher I've had since 7th grade. He's okay until he gets mad.
There's probably some unwritten rule that says I can't make two entries within 1/2 hour of each other, but I'm doing it anyway.
Nothing against him, but he's starting to gather a larger base of starry-eyed worshipers than Dani.
I think I have them figured out.
PS3: look @ superior technical specs and s00per cool x-clusives
360: PS3 has sucky exlusives we have halo 3
Wii: motion sensin technology is ub3r pwnage yo.
I'm sure all 3 of them are truly epic, but the fanboys really put me off.
Let's all stop this silly debate because we all know that N64 is the best.
So I found this cool program on my computer called "The Internet" or something like that. Basically it lets you access these things called "Websites" which are pages with any information you want. I was looking around and concluded that other people on this internet (Seriously, there are other people!) say "Fail" a lot. I think I'll try saying that at school to be funny and original.
PS: :) ^_^ :) :) :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I am forced to conclude that 99.99999% of commenters there are complete idiots who's vocabulary is limited to the words Fail and Masturbate.
I also think this is a fairly accurate description of the internet in general.
Thank you, and good night.
Here are some more of my useless ramblings.
This morning I was watching the news and they had a segment in it called "Txt tlk truble" or something like that. They were saying how chat speak is making kids today lazy and all that. Now of course we all know that grammer r gewd and it will soon rule the world, but I laughed at one girl they interviewed. She was a high school student and I don't think she was very bright. She couldn't think of a decent excuse of why she uses Chat Speak. Her interview was something like this:
"Well, ummm... sometimes you don't umm... have enough time to umm... type out the entire word so sometimes you have to be umm... creative[i know she called it creative, I don't know about everything else]."
Few things wrong with that missy.
-I type with the best grammar I have and I still have too much time on my hands.
-Chat speak is not creative.
PS: Found the story.
PPS:The sound's like half a second off on that video, it's pretty annoying.
I really don't have anything to say in this entry, I just felt I needed to post something here. I got back from a camping trip, if that's what you want to call it. It was more of a "Sleep outside in a tent" rather than camping.
Today we had a dress rehersal during school for a concert we will be performing tomorrow. We took the first 3 periods of school, it was actually pretty fun.
What wasn't fun was the choir teacher. She's evil and I even heard the high school choir teacher hates her because she scares kids away from choir.
The first sign of evilness I noticed was when I was walking into the autotorium after a break. She had her line of 100 something choir kids and was getting ready to walk in. I didn't want to wait for all of them so I tried to squeeze past her. I swear she tried to block me, but I was too strong for her *Scary Applesauce flexes his muscles.
She gets way too angry and shouts "DON'T DO THAT TO ME!"
Now she's trying to get her choir kids on stage. I don't blame her for being frustrated, but what she did was pretty funny.
"THIRD ROW SCOOT TOGETHER!"
"TURN YOUR SHOULDERS LIKE YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD!"(I swear that sounds like a 70's song, but it to some disco music)
"SCOOT FORWARD! SCOOT FORWARD! SCOOT FORWARD! SCOOT FORWARD!"
My band teacher was obviously annoyed, and made stabbing motions at her with his baton.
Now for my annoying people rant.
There's this kid who I shall refer to as "annoying" and his cronie who I shall refer to as "Cronie"
So Annoying is a misbehaved person. He loves interrupting class, constantly. Normaly I don't mind this, but his jokes aren't funny. At all.
For example, today we were talking about the steps that led to the American Reveloution. Namley the Stamp Act and the Sugar Act. The teacher asks someting along the lines of "Why were the British taxing the colonies so much?" he asks the question a few times and every time Annoying responds something like this.
"Cuz their ugly"
"Cuz their fat"
And I bet you're wondering about cronie, he's not really annoying, his job is to laugh at whatever Annoying says.