Today for President's day our family (Me included :P) decided we would go swimming. We get there and play around for a while, and me and my brother end up leaning on a wall talking. We're sitting there happily and some little kids (I guess 7-10 years old) come up and start making noises. These tiny children who don't know me are making strange sounds behind me. I thought the kids had left, but then one of them squeezed my shoulder (I kid you not).
The kids are annoying, yes, but I wonder who their parents are and if they deserve to be punched in the face.
Today in school we had CRT's in language. CRT stands for Cinda Reallyeasy Test, because it is reallyeasy. I totally forgot about it over the weekend and it was still really reallyeasy.
Feliz Cinco de Mayo tambien.
COURAGE:Courage is displaying a support Obama sticker and an HRC (Although I'm not sure anyone knows what it means) logo on the same car while in Utah.
RIDDLES: Anyone who posts in this topic saying "I'm sorry, I am an atheist and this riddle offends my lack of beliefs by mentioning religion." should be murdered in their sleep. Freedom of religion=/=Freedom from religion.
Why do you need my pin?
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Some people take the console debate so seriously, it is almost like a religion to them. But there is no religion for it, so I decided to create one.
Consolers believe in three higher powers they are:
Wilbur Igor Ichbonstein.
Perseus Staton The 3rd
And Xaiver Barnum Of Xinyi The 3rd who is also 60 years old.
Many moons ago while the Earth was young The Three got into an argument. They all believed they were more entertaining than the others. Eventually the argument escalated into a great war. The war ended after each of The Three exhausted all of their resources and they each had a realization.
Warring would not make any of them more entertaining.
So they had a bet. They would all make a video game console (don't ask why). And whoever was the best would hold the other two as slaves for one thousand years. They released their consoles, and the war began again. But this time, our world was involved.
There's consolism in a nutshell. I hope it may provide you with a reason to argue.
Don't take this seriously please, I'm not trying to offend anyone.
Even though Wikipedia claims to have a neutral policy, it has a strong liberal bias. Despite numerous concerns expressed by sincere individuals, the Wikipedia elite did nothing. So Conservapedia was created, to put an end to the bias.
"Wikipedia elite" I read in a Conservapedia article.
Just type in anything you think a crazy Christian/Republican would feel very strongly about and start laughing.
SOMEONE TROLL IT!
Complainatron is the girl that sits next to me in math class. Her favorite hobbies include:
Complaining about how stupid the class is.
Complaining about how gay the class is.
Complaining about how much she hates the teacher.
And various other things.
Luckily the friend she complains to was gone today so she was silent today, maybe she's DONE complaining.
Why do they need to emphasize every joke?
*Pause sum moar*
Drawn (While she's writing with a pencil) into something about auto insurance.
That pretty much sums up my experience this weekend. We went on a winter camp called the Klondike (Which is an ancient norse term for "Drive up into the Uintas and freeze your cabbage off") with my scout troop.
One of the older kids in my troop decided it was smart to eat Doritos, Gatorade, chili, and other various junk before bed. He ended up throwing up in the middle of the night. The two other kids sleeping with him got up (along some other kid who was cold and homesick) and instead of waking up a leader or trying to find somewhere else to sleep, they light a fire and they TALK at 2:00 in the morning. This morning he cleaned it up, it was frozen and I gag just thinking about it, I'm not going into detail with that.
This morning we were waiting out in a big field for some award ceremony. There was a little stream running in the middle of the field with sheets of ice hanging over it on either side. I guess it was pretty cool. So we decided it would be fun to knock down these ice sheets. All went well until I almost fell in the river and got my gloves wet. I'm glad it wasn't too cold. The same kid that threw up in the middle of the night somehow got stuck in some of the ice we had knocked down and got his boots soaked. He was out for the rest of the day.
The same kid who threw up in the middle of the night and fell in the stream caught his snow pants on fire. He was sitting outside at 2:00Am and a hot ember or something landed on his pants. Apparently his pants caught on fire because he screamed "OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZ" (He really said "Shiz") and his pants were warped and burnt-looking the next day. He also burnt his gloves because they smelled funny.
Oh what fun!
This guy posted the E-mail address [email protected] on his website with a disclaimer that that was not Raven Symone's real E-Mail address and he had no affiliation with her at all. He assumed that they would ignore that and send him letters anyway. It feels so mean laughing at little kids that just want to talk to one of their favorite stars, but the letters are so funny you quickly forget that.
Should I register [email protected]? >.<
On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.' The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?' And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: 'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.' The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?' And God agreed again. On the fourth day, God created man and said: 'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.' But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?' 'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.' So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service
I got a chainmail talking about love and romance and all that fun stuff and listed under "A few reasons why girls like guys" was this gem.
25. The way their tear s make you want tochange the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...... Yet regardless if you love them,hate them, wish they would die orknow that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life,whatever they were to the worldthey become everything to you.When you look them in the eyes,traveling to the depths of their soulsand you say a million things without trace ofa sound, you know that your own lifeis inevitable consumed withinthe rhythmic beatings of her very heart.We love them for a million reasons,No paper would do it justice.It is a thing not of the mindbut of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.
Very cheesy yes?
I getted a cell phone yesterday. We were at Radio Shack for three hours yesterday because they couldn't activate my dad's new Blackberry.
And in case you're wondering, it's a Razr because I'm unoriginal.