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Car

I think I forgot to mention that my dad's car arrived last night. We drove it around for a while and the improvement from his old one is amazing.

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Caninefetishism.

Today my blog takes on a more serious note as we discuss a very serious issue. It is a tragic epidemic sweeping the nation and infecting without mercy. The disease I talk about here, ladies and gentlemen, is caninefetishism.   It is defined in "Infectious Diseases for Dummies" as: A strong attraction to one's dog(s). You may have not heard of it, the liberal media feels is does not deserve attention but I am here to tell you otherwise. It is a terrible, terrible, disease that, if it infects you, can cause a host of symptoms, these include: An unexplainable need to take you dog everywhere you go.
Not caring what people think about above.
Dressing your dog up.
And many other horrible things.   I hope I could have raised awareness about this and I plead with you to avoid this disease at ALL COSTS.

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Camping And Cars

As mentioned in the last thrilling installment of Scary Food's Blog, I went hiking for a few days. It wasn't very exciting and my feet are sore.   As we were driving home we stopped in Evanston Wyoming for lunch. I called my mom with one of my leader's cell phones and was surprised to find out that my parents each got a new car. I knew my mom wanted to get my dad a new car, but I didn't expect them to buy them so quickly. My mom's is a Ford Explorer and my dad got a Mercedes (A <_< MERCEDES!!!!) but I haven't seen his yet.

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Bring It, Hatred!

You think you're piano's so great look at mine:   As you can see, there are a few custom modifications. Please note: Statue of Jesus for a spiritual playing experience.
Custom vynil on the bench.
Blocks spelling out our name (Last name censored)
A candle that never gets lit.
A big mirror, with my reflection in it.
A clock.
As you can see, you have little or no hope of pwning me with your YAMAHA, HATRED. My SINGER is clearly superior.

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Bored

I have decided to post a random entry. The point of this entry is to ramble about nothing cares about because I'm bored.   But I ran out of things to say so I can't write anymore.   PS: Don't name your child Atticus.

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Border Patrol

previews are for noobz previews are for noobz previews are for noobz previews are for noobz previews are for noobz previews are for noobz previews are for noobz previews are for noobz previews are for noobz previews are for noobz previews are for noobz   I'm sure some of you have seen the border patrol commercial that's been put out. It was pretty well done until the end until I actually figured out what it was about. At that point I kind of squirmed uncomfortably in my seat. I am 100% sure the border patrol is not something to be glorified like that. It's probably underpaying and boring as h*ck.   Or maybe I'm overreacting.

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Bloodysword

I'll be the first one to say it was starting to become painfully obvious he was either Dragons777dr in disguise or an exact genetic copy of him.

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Blog Subtitle.

I have decided that I would put a witty and humorous user created description under the name of my page on Sal's Realm of Runescape (Kinda like Beret's fake gallery I guess)   requests pl0x?   But before you ask, you can't request a new name for my page on Sal's realm of Runescape, I think it's sexy

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Blog Media And Some Other Things.

IT WORKS!!

Today I got checked out of school to go see the dermatologist. He gave me a prescription that is apparently strictly controlled by the US government. You see, it causes birth defects, and some people link it to depression but no conclusive evidence has been found about that (Thanks, Wikipedia.). So I had to go through and sign a form promising I wouldn't get pregnant and some other stuff.

Funny story: Girls taking this drug have to have pregnancy tests every so often. Apparently some men from New York got offended that THEY weren't being given pregnancy tests, and did what any logical person would do when they were offended, write millions of whiny letters until something happens. The sheer stupidity of some people amazes me, amirite?

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Blog Cleanup

I want to clean up my blog. Is there an easier way to clean up 30 pages of entries than going through and individually deleting them?

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Best Monday Ever

I just referred to Monday in a positive way without the universe collapsing in on itself. :o   Nothing really extraordinary happened today, I just feel really happy. :D ^_^ ^_^ :D ^_^ ^_^ ^_^   I LOVE THE WORLD! <_<   PS: Goliath, it is very possible I'm on drugs right now and don't know it.

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Batman Fanboys

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_dark_k...eviewid=1741155   I think having a different opinion should be illegal, that way the fanboys would die from lack of flaming.

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Barak Obama

I think that ad implies (With some of the worst subtly I have ever seen) Mr. Obama has met with an anti-American foreign leader, or plans to, or is willing to, etc.   I don't know about you, but I am a firm believer that meeting unconditionally with someone will cause their views (anti-American or not) to be inprinted into the deepest voids of your mind. There they will multiply and destroy all you once held dear about our great country turining you into an anti-American. Like the other day I was talking to a girl, and the next morning I put on a bra and spent an hour doing my hair.

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Banned For Speaking Their Mind, Please Stop.

Throughout Sal's history we have had a lot of good members banned. I agree with you being upset about these people being banned but some reactions bug me.   For about a week after a member gets banned, there are roughly 15,892 posts made about how awesome this member was and how "Unfair" his ban was. "OMG NUBY MODS U BANED HIM 4 SPEEKIN HIS MIND!!!" Will probably show up in 15,892 of these posts.   *Sigh*   This annoys me. It doesn't matter, they probably deserved it. There's a difference between being able to speak your mind and not having self control. I garuntee you these members lost control more than once, resulting in a ban. I'm not talking about anyone specific (Seriously, I'm not so please don't say I am) but I have seen many of these members who "Speak their mind" lose self control.   So please, get over it.   NOTE: I am posting this because of recent events but I'm not talking about a specific member.

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Attention Forumers.

I will be typing this in 7 pt. font to make sure everyone understands.   RELIGIONS ARE NOT A RACE I'll say it again. RELIGIONS ARE NOT A RACE Neither is emo. THEREFORE IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO BE RACIST AGAINST RELIGIONS, UNDERSTAND?

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Artemis Fowl: The Evolution Incident

A few months back I was reading a book (Artemis Fowl, if you must know). To create a distraction so someone could do something (the details escape me) little Arty begins talking to someone about the theory of evolution. Once the task is complete, Artemis, who had been acting like a skeptic quickly agreed with the man to end the conversation. Once him and his bodyguard are able to talk freely, Artemis says something to the effect of "Yeah right, that theory has more holes than a dam made out of Swiss cheese."   I just realized if he had said the same thing about the Bible or something, people would be up in arms. There would be public mass-burnings of the book, Eoin Colfer's house would be vandalized, death threats would be made against him, and a host of other nasty things. But instead, hardly anyone knows about what he said. In fact, I can imagine Orthodox Christians with a look of smugness on their face as they read the page. "Take that, Atheists!" they say, "a fictional 15 year old genius has mentioned he doesn't believe in the Theory of Evolution. WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, HUH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"   In fact, I bet some wise editor changed the topic of discussion for Master Fowl to the theory of evolution, just to aviod the trouble he knew would arise.   PS: Whoever can find a quote on the web of someone citing Artemis Fowl as a source to disprove evolution will earn my eternal love.

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Antelope Island.

Today we had a family trip to a place called Antelope Island which is in the Great Salt Lake. Unlike the name suggests, antelope were extinct on the island until they were re-introduced in '93, but I didn't see a single one. There's also supposed to be buffalo there, but we only saw about 10 of them. There was also a visitor center, a ranch, and a stinky lake. The ranch was fun, they had a lot of interesting displays and whatnot. After about 4 hours there, we ate at a buffet and came home.   Oh what fun!

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Annoying People.

I just happen to have two of the most annyoing people on earth in my gym class (I'll call them Ashton and Martin because those are their real names) and an even bigger coincidence is that they both have a locker next to mine. Martin is a follower of the "Cool" kids so he tries to be funny and inult me, when all he really does is annoy me. A few days the locker room stank (More than usual) and Martin thought it would be funny to shout "Ahhhhhh -My name-" 5 million times until someone noticed. Just today, both of these annoying people decided to gang up on me. Martin comes in and takes up as much room in front of his locker, which is right above mine. This makes it so I have to stretch my arm around uncomfortably to dial my combonation. But it doesn't stop there. Now he has to be annoying by trying everything possible to make it so I don't get to my gym clothes. He closes my lock again, and he stands there watching me try to get around him. WAIT! Now he has to try and insult me. Now both of these annoying people are saying "OMG ur gai cuz u get undressed in frunt of r lockr and taht meenz u want us 2 wach u get undresed so ur gai LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL" And I say "Well if you wouldn't watch me while I get undressed, we wouldn't have this problem" to which they have no response. My superiour intelect(I bet I spelled that wrong :D) stunned them.   [/rant]   Ranting is fun :D

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