I saw some guy at shcool today who's shirt said this:
"Put on some flip flops
"Like some hip hop
"Representing Jesus Christ"
I really don't think Jesus wants to be represented like that.
I saw a poster in science class that said this.
Sihn for Mrs. Teacher
But some genuis figured out their spelling error and wrote in this.
Sighn For Mrs Teacher
For spring break we're going to Blanding, Utah. Of course you've never heard of it so here's a map.
My dad grew up there, my cousins live there, and my grandma has a house there. It's also settled by one of my ancestors, so there's an elementary school there bearing my last name.
See y'all on Saturday, unless my grandma miraculously has internet down there.
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Not to be disrespectful, but is Tony Snow important enough for Fox News to dedicate so much airtime to him?
Did anyone even KNOW the press secretary existed until he died?
I've decided to make October the 19th Plagiarism Day.
Happy Plagiarism Day everybody! :( Don't forget to partake in the many activities, such as ripping people's creative pieces and claiming them to be your own.
Well today in band we had a "shakedown" that's where we all went through and played a certian number of measures in an (incredibly easy) song. Well I played it perfectly (At least it sounded like it was to me) but I ended up getting set back to about 12th chair, while some seventh grader got the first chair LYK WTFS UP WIT DAT YO!
You wouldn't guess it from looking at this commercial, but the guy in that commercial is a local celebrity who used to own a computer store chain called Totally Awesome Computers. He calls himself Superdell and got in trouble for pulling a gun out on some people, among other things. He shut down his computer store (And the job of making annoying commercials was passed on to PC Laptops Slogan: We Love You!!!!!!!) and disappeared for a while before showing up again in these commercials. Anyway, my title is relevant because this guy's running for governor. He was originally running for the mayor of Salt Lake, then mayor of Salt Lake county, and then governor. If he wins, I will move out of state and possible forefit my religion because no higer being with our interests at heart would let him be in charge of AN ENTIRE FRICKIN' STATE!!!!
ARE THEY BROTHERS
"His name is so close to Osama, I have a feeling he might be Islamic therefore he doesn't recognize Christ,"
This sentence is full of fail
And this thing I read on another website is full of win.
The desktop I am currently typing on used to suck. Note, I say used to, I will explain that. Sit down, shut up, and let master storyteller Scary Food Item guide you through the mystical realm that is his life.
It all started many moons ago. A man named Scary Food Item had a computer, and he loved it. He would spend his afternoons taking it on daytime strolls through the park, and at night, he would not sleep. Instead he would lie in bed and stare in awe at the metal casing that was his computer. But one day, Laura (As he liked to call it) began having problems. She would randomly shut down at the worst moments, spitting out error messages like saliva. Scary tried to be patient but it was very hard. Then, one day, something happened. Scary turned Laura on, her operating system failed, and she went into a long slumber. Scary turned to Laura's traitorous sister for consolation. Soon, other family members began growing tired of Laura's sleep and took her in to the Superior Computer Wizards. They diagnosed the problem as dust on the heat sink. At this point a very angry Scary Food Item would like to interrupt.
IT WAS DUST ON THE [email protected]#$ HEAT SINK THAT PUT OUR COMPUTER OUT FOR MONTHS!!!
Along with cleaning her, the Superior computer wizards upgraded Laura's RAM and returned her to a very happy Scary Food Item.
ya, true story.
ya, I'm kind of bored.
Today at the beginning of fifth period I decided I would keep track of the number of times I heard the word "Happy," "Cigarette," "Sticks," or any other term that people decide means homosexual. I did this because:
I was bored,
I think those are all terrible insults, and
I wanted to laugh at, and feel sad for (At the same time, WOAH!) my homophobic school.
So here we go.
Total times heard: 21 times in 3 periods and lunch.
5th period: 4 times
Lunch: 6 times
6th period: 9 times (7 of them before the tardy bell)
7th period: 1 time
I need a life.
We were having a discussion in history class and the teacher asked: "Is it okay to kill people in war?" There were a couple of answers that particularly scared me.
"Because they don't believe what we do?"
"They're the enemy"
Both from the same person.
by every1 goin 2 marz.
"Holy crap, please stop throwing around personal insults. It gets you nowhere, you stupid little child. I really can't imagine you getting any more stupid, but maybe that's just because your mom sucks so much."
-The Debate Room