I got an email for my 7 year anniversary here and then I saw someone link to Sal's on Reddit so I decided to stop in and say hi. I don't recognize any of you and there are probably very few of you who recognize me, but trust me I was a huge celebrity back in the day, and the most relevant community reference I can think of is to MyChemicalRomanceZezima666. That guy was awesome.
Anyway, I thought I'd just leave this here. I'm a freshman in college now and life is just peachy. I'm never coming back except to leave a giant picture of a birthday cake or something on my 10th anniversary. Most of the posts I made here are from when when I was an angsty 8th-9th grader so please don't read them. It's 12:30 here and I should really get to bed. Peace
A few months back I was reading a book (Artemis Fowl, if you must know). To create a distraction so someone could do something (the details escape me) little Arty begins talking to someone about the theory of evolution. Once the task is complete, Artemis, who had been acting like a skeptic quickly agreed with the man to end the conversation. Once him and his bodyguard are able to talk freely, Artemis says something to the effect of "Yeah right, that theory has more holes than a dam made out of Swiss cheese."
I just realized if he had said the same thing about the Bible or something, people would be up in arms. There would be public mass-burnings of the book, Eoin Colfer's house would be vandalized, death threats would be made against him, and a host of other nasty things. But instead, hardly anyone knows about what he said. In fact, I can imagine Orthodox Christians with a look of smugness on their face as they read the page. "Take that, Atheists!" they say, "a fictional 15 year old genius has mentioned he doesn't believe in the Theory of Evolution. WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, HUH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
In fact, I bet some wise editor changed the topic of discussion for Master Fowl to the theory of evolution, just to aviod the trouble he knew would arise.
PS: Whoever can find a quote on the web of someone citing Artemis Fowl as a source to disprove evolution will earn my eternal love.
HOLY KRAP FAGEX (That's clever you see, the word [email protected] is an offensive word, and when I replace the first sound of "Jagex," it makes a very offensive name to call them.) U TAK R WILDERNES AND WE CANT LEND ITEMS TO OUR FRIENDS U SUK
Many moons later
HOLY KRAP FAGEX NOW NO1 HAS TO WORK 4 THERE ITEMS U RUINED NOOBSCAPE (That's clever you see. Noob is a rude word, and when I replace the first sylable of Runescape it makes a hilarious and mean name.
"Holy crap, please stop throwing around personal insults. It gets you nowhere, you stupid little child. I really can't imagine you getting any more stupid, but maybe that's just because your mom sucks so much."
-The Debate Room
Can anyone be supprised that A Muslim Communist OBAM would direct the Post Office to do this???
Remember Obama has referred to MY Muslim Religion several times, maybe a Freudian slip, huh???
USPS New 42-Cent Stamp!!! Celebrates Muslim holiday.
If there is only ONE thing you forward today.... let it be this!
REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of Pan Am Flight 103!
REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the World Trade Center in 1993!
REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the Marine Barracks in Lebanon !
REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the military Barracks in Saudi Arabia !
REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the American Embassies in Africa !
REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the USS COLE!
REMEMBER the MUSLIM attack on 9/11/2001 !
REMEMBER I am a COMPLETELY sensible person !
REMEMBER all the AMERICAN lives that were lost in those vicious MUSLIM attacks!
Now President Obama has directed the United States Postal Service to REMEMBER and HONOR the EID MUSLIM holiday season with a new commemorative 42 Cent First Class Holiday Postage Stamp..
REMEMBER to adamantly & vocally BOYCOTT this stamp, when you are purchasing your stamps at the post office.
All you have to say is "No thank you, I do not want that Muslim Stamp on my letters!"
To use this stamp would be a slap in the face to all those AMERICANS who died at the hands of those whom this stamp honors.
Pass this along to every Patriotic AMERICAN that you know and let's get the word out !!!
Here is something to chew on...
They (MUSLIMS) don't even believe in Christ, & they're getting their own Christmas stamp! BUT, don't dare to dream of posting the ten commandments on federal property! This is truly UNBELIEVABLE !!!
I like how it says STUPID COMMIE MUSLIMS GET THEIR OWN HOLIDAY STAMP
STUPID COMMIE MUSLIMS GET A CHRISTMAS STAMP BUT REMEMBER HOW AMERICA HATES CHRISTMAS!