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Sore

Last night I went to our traditional "school's out burning party" where we burn books and stuff (FAHRENHEIT 451 LOLOLOL) and in the pool we were playing a game called chicken where you get someone on your shoulders and try to knock another team over. Well I had this one kid who weighs like 230+ lbs on me and I'm really feeling it today lol. :)
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Girls Are Weird

Ok, so this girl told me she liked me a lot before I told her I liked her, wtf? Sounds kinda noob* if I do say so myself.   And now she put some sappy poem on her blog lol. :)     Looks like we got another House on our hands.     I'm just too pro for my own good sometimes.   *and by noob I mean insecure.
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Story

I really should be studying for finals, but this is more important.   ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   For countless millennia a legend has echoed throughout the human experience; the legend of Richard. I will now pass this tale on to you children who shall inherit the world and I would very much appreciate it if you tell your kin. K?   You see, Richard was more than just a man. He was a cowboy.     Ok, I'm bored. :glasses:
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Fight

Ok, so image on day that an inebriated missile silo controller dude happens to launch a nuclear bomb and it hits Sal's server. Which user do you think would survive????
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Gril Problem - Vrey Importint!1!

Ok I tell this girl I like her and she says she likes me too, but doesn't want to rush things??? ^_^ What does that mean????   We were play CHESS today in pre-calc because muy aburrido, and she beat me twice!!! She also say she pwn at Mario wtf????? So is she noob?? :(<_<:(^_^:D   O ya, I started my summer job today and it is tiring LOL. I work at a fast food place in an amusement park. Worked 6 hours today.
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Indiana Jones

Ok, so i'm talking to like this noob on IM and she is all like "Temple of Doom is the best" and I'm like "roflloluranoob" (not really that would just be awkward!) but I disagreed and I thought that the Last Crusade was the awesomest. What do you gentlemens think?! :glasses:
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Ahhhhh

Lol. :glasses: :glasses:     You disappoint me.   USA AMERICA WE STAND AS ONE, AND WE MUST CARRY ON!!! :closedeyes: :starwars:
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Movie

So yeah, my friends were like hey Tim (not my real name LOL) lets go make a movie for their Interactive Media class, and I'm like sure why not! So we went to Cody's house and he was all dressed like teh_pwnerer and my other friend was like dressed like fps_doug and I am like "doods isn't this like plagiarisms" and they are like LOL "we'll credit them" and I'm like "k." :)   So we totally filmed it up, but my friend brought his emo friend who brought his emo Freshman girlfriend (who no one likes btw cause she's so annoying ) and we filmed it. We were walking down the street and Cody was practicing his micro and some random truck is like "nice bandanna f-word f**" so Cody was like "LOL look at those noobs" and he did the pwn symbol. Then we filmed me cooking and I made spaghetti out of a hot dog, pickle juice, pickles, and paprika. It was really delicious.   Then I went to their youth group as like a guest and we went on a scavenger hunt and scavenged for people and we had to kidnap someone then we went to pizza hut and got a free stuffed crust barbecue chicken pizza. It was good. :)   Then we went to my house and played some Wii (well actually we played Smash Bros. Melee on the Wii). The end.
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Micro Battle

Glitch mentioned something on Novus about "Get down on the ground! Let go of the keyboard." And I just HAD to post this.   Micro Battle (PP Ep4)   :) :)
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Speak Your Language Day!

Today was "Speak your Language Day" at my school so I was all like speaking my language and talking in Spanish and stuff like that. It was pretty cool. <_< If you go all day without speaking English you get 5 bonus points on a test. <_< !!! I spoke English anyway and I didn't get caught so I got the points. That's all I have to say about that...
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Forum "slang" :(

Forum "slang" is beneficial to all. When you think about it, substituting y for why, u for you, etc. is not being lazy. It's displaying concern for the environment!!!! :D   Bob Ross used txt spk.   You see, every time you spell out the word why you waste two characters and since each character takes up about a byte, you are wasting hard disk space. In no time at all, people have to start buying extra hard disks to store these superfluous characters. Manufacturers then have to increase production of these hard drives to meet demand which pollutes the environment. :D Not to mention the electricity that is wasted in powering these hard drives. I estimate many cute animals are killed every day because of our antiquated language.   As you can see, forum slang is not something to be despised, but a noble calling that all must answer to.   Good day sirs.
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The Tale Of Mr. Morton

Mr. Morton is the subject of the sentence, and what the predicate says he does.   Last time I watched this was like in sixth grade, but for some reason I felt like typing "Mr. Morton" into YouTube and they had it! :D   It kinda has a catchy tune for a School House Rock video. Link   ------------------------------------- Oh and a violent Roomba vac.
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Tron

Tonight I watched Tron, and I have to say it was a very emotional movie!
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Academic Bowl Lol

I got out of school early yesterday to go to an Academic Bowl competition thing. We had to dress nice, so I wore a suit coat over my "- i pwn n00bs -" shirt which came the day before, cause the other schools needed to know how much I pwn and stuff. Oh and one of my friends wore their "- i pwn n00bs -" shirt too!! So we were twins, and that was kinda : .   The bus ride was very sad. :( One of my friends was at track and the other was at choir, so I had to talk to different people!!!! :o >.< We ate our supper at Golden Corral, but it was only like 3 o'clock so I just ate a salad. At the competition we didn't do that good, but I didn't really care. >.< I'm mainly just in it because my friends are. Oh and they made me captain of the science team for some reason, so that was nerve wracking.   It was 10:30 when we came home, and I was hungry. :mad: So I went to the Wendy's drive up and ordered a Big Bacon Classic!! I would have gone to Taco Bell, but last time I ate there it was pretty sick. Then I came home and finished my English paper which is very emotional.
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Voodoo

This is how they build computers.   http://youtube.com/watch?v=QkWvT8m9jvI
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Band Contest

I just got back from a concert band competition, and we pretty much pwned it up. It was boring though. :s On the bus ride I was planning on sleeping, but this swing fetish emo girl is like "Will you sit with me pls!1" and I am thinking :), but I said sure cause I am so nice and stuff!! :) Luckily she slept the whole time so I could sleep too. :)   I lost a button on my tuxedo because they still make me wear my freshmen one. :/ Then we played our music, I messed up because I was day dreaming, but we still got a gold rating. Then we went home and I ate two fried eggs. :s   Before I went home though I floored the gas pedal and I made a skid mark. :D
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Cool Kid!1 :(

Ok, I've told this story on Novus before, but is very emotional and I would like to share it with the world!   Last Friday, I went with three of my friends to the bowling alley after pwning noobs on Halo 2. I was pretty crappy at first because I haven't bowled in ages, but I got better thanks to the Wii. <_< After a few games we were going to go home, but first we had to pay. Apparently we ticked off some emaciated kid (I think he does drugs) because we were in his way, so he wanted to fight us. <_< He even got his 12 year old emo friend for back up!! We were very frightened. :lol:   Since the police don't look kindly on 17 year olds fighting druggies and their middle school buddies, we decided to just back down because it was a bad reason to fight anyway. So we went to my friend's car and you have to unlock each door individually (which kinda sucked) so they like threw some pebbles at his car and kicked a tire. :P We drove away, played "teh n00b song" and lived happily ever after.   P.S. All of my friends had pwnage shirts besides me. :D I just had a Gumby, so I ordered one that night so I can pwn noobs too.   Shirts:
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Pure Pwnage

Two of my friends both wore their "i pwn n00bs" shirts the other week and told me about this amazing web show! It is a documentary about the life of a pro gamer named Jeremy (aka teh_pwnerer) who's goal in life is to pwn at all games and to pwn all noobs. He possesses a special power that is only granted to those gamers who are "uber pr0". the power of uber micro. With his training from Teh_Masterer he can manifest his micro in RL and pwn noobs who ambush him.     If you eat like a noob, you will be pwned like a noob.     A micro fight.   This show has really changed my life.   PurePwnage.com
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The Internet Is Serious Business.

It's true. Al Gore worked hard to make it (before he became an environmentalist :() and if he was dead he would probably be rolling over in his grave if he knew what kind of nonsense people use it for! Why just today in #Novus, I found out that someone had registered the name "Man." For those unaware, Man was the original Sal's spammer, some would say he was a God among men (he wasn't divine though). It makes me sick to think that someone could plagiarize his unique name and use it for such mundane purposes. :) Thankfully a new security chip called the Trusted Platform Module (TPM for short!!!) will eliminate anonymity on the internet by assigning a unique, permanent number to computers!! This would ensure that the true Man retains his throne. Al Gore would be proud. *tear*   ......   On a more serious note, I'm almost halfway done folding my first protein! :) It's taken my 1.8 Ghz Pentium 4 about 3 days off and on to fold the supervillin-03 protein. I looked it up to find out what it was and it is a minor component of neutrophils (sp) - a type of white blood cell - and muscle fibers. I don't know what disease it is associated with though. Maybe one of the various types of muscular dystrophy. 3 more days to go. I'm ordering some better fans to keep my PC cooler and to allow me to run the processor faster (it's like at 50% to make sure the temperature says below 50 C).
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Folding@home

Folding@Home is a project organized by Stanford University to utilize the unused processing power of computers in order to "understand protein folding, misfolding, and related diseases."   All you have to do is download a simple client for your operating system (Windows, Mac, Linux) from the website and you can set it up to use you processor to help the brave and muscular scientists with their folding. :P   You can also choose a username to keep track of how many proteins you have completed. :(   Folding@Home   Next-gen graphics baby!   After running my processor at 100% for a while I became worried that it may be getting too hot in there. So I opened up the case and I was greeted by 5 years worth of dust. After cleaning it out my computer is a lot quieter. :D
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The Time Tunnel

This brilliant show from the 60's only lasted one season, but that didn't stop me from buying both sets of DVDs. :D I really enjoy the cheesy plots and the fact that their computers can do basically anything.   Here's an example of some of the dialogue.   Random astronomer in a rundown mining town: The Nichols Radiometer. There aren't a half dozen of them in existence. Doug Phillips, American scientist extraordinaire: Do you have one? Random astronomer: As a matter of fact we do!   Later in the episode, Halley's Comet is being pulled into the time tunnel!!!   Oh no!   Evacuate!   Ahhh!!!   Not Jerry!!! :(   All they had to do was pull the plug...     Goodnight.
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