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My Mouse Also Bible Quote

I hate my mouse. It came from a cereal box and it's what I'm stuck using.     I'm thinking about ordering one of these. It's gaming-capable without looking too tacky. <_<     Also, Yelo was kind enough to give me proof that man is best gender!!   "A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent." -Timothy 2:11   Jimothy.

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Mis Fotografias

Ok, I said I'd talk about my journey and I am!   I went to destination and I took some pictures.   This plane was a piece of junk. We had to emergency land in LA because turbulence broke it and some guy had a heart attack (infarto). <_<   This is picture of water and volcano.   Here is a plaque dedicated to the brave Spartans who gave their lives defending Hawaii in WWII.   This is a "Red White and Blue Hawaiian." I got to taste liberty. :glasses:   Afro C

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My Return

I'm back from Journey. I speak of it later.

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My Journey

I am leaving for distant land on journey. Be back later. :lol:   Also, God forbid, if I meet terrorist I will tell them that George Bush does not appreciate their behavior and that it is not nice! :lol:

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My Pwnage

Finally got all the achievements and the Security helmet.       I'd like to thank my brother for actually getting the Killtrocity while I was out of the room though. :P

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His Story

Even though I'm sure many of you have seen this before, I have decided, after years of deliberation, to post the story of the internet creepo.

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My Disappointment

There was a new Pure Pwnage (episode 15) last night, so I watched it! But it made me so sad. :D Because it was BAD IMMORAL!!!   It was not entertaining, and like half of it was a profanity riddled rap song by a man named T-Bag!!!!1   Only good part was Doug. :mad:

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My Meningitis (also Racism)

Ok, I am leader of one of the two teams in programming class. We have to make a game!! So today we had to fire someone (like on House ) so I fired the Mexico hispanic child because he is useless. Then someone is like "lol racism" and it was not racism!!! I fired him because he doesn't help!!!   I also had to be injected with a little thing I like to call MENINGITIS and also TETANUS for vaccination.

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My Fatherhood

I had to make a short list for one reason... I don't want George W. Bush to get all the votes!!! So pick your favorite.

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My Folding Also Pro At Cooking

I encourage all man, no not just man... I encourage all PEOPLE to download the program (it isn't immoral I guarantee it) and help the brave science men working together to help mankind. :P If you would like to contribute to the man folding team (the benefactive arm of the Man Club ) then put 90722 as your team number!!   Folding@Home     ------------------------------------------------     In other news! Dave has a new tv show!!!   http://www.proatcooking.com/

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My Question

I am trying to build my own bad*** robot, but I need some help. Do not tell me that this isn't plausible, because this is my dream and I will not let you crush it!!!!! What kind of weapons should I give robot so that it can protect me in the future when machines take over the world??   I also want it to look like Arnold. AYUDAME!!!

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My Disease

A recent comment in Yelo's blog literally brought tears to my eyes:     Whoever wrote this is a genius,and I say we give this brilliant man our accolades.

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My Presentation

So today I have presentation in Spanish?! I did not know what to do. :P This meant I had one option: winging it! :P   So I sat down in a chair and started reading a book. Then I say "Oh I did not see you come in! I was just catching up on my favorite subject El Palacio Real!!" Everyone loved me and my presentation. The end.

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My Addiction

Ok everyone, riddle me this. RIDDLE ME THIS. How come people at school just automatically assume I'm tripping (which is very immoral and something I would never do) just because I draw beautiful artworks??? Do you guys think some of my creations look like that of STONER?

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My Application

I aply 2 another premed :D well one i got acept wasnt premed it was just biology

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My Old Friend's New Friend

Turk and Carla start to have issues when Carla tries to change everything about her new husband. Molly Clock, the hospital's new psychiatrist, becomes friends with Elliot because she believes Turk, J.D. and Carla are shutting her out. Also, when Turk and J.D.'s car blows up, Carla lets him pick out the new ride only to find that instead of a car, he buys three scooters for them, further proving Carla's point that she needs to always be in control. Guest-stars Heather Graham as Dr. Molly Clock an

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My Marching Performance

Ok, guys I lied. Girl didn't hug me for no reason, it was cause we lost at regionals and she thought I was sad. LOL!! After I told her that I couldn't care less about band she got mad then punch me in ABDOMEN. Then we eat Panera.

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My Bus Ride

Ok, mans, today I have band contest. On bus ride there I have seat to myself it was wonderful I slept very good!! Then on way back home I have to sit next to IDIOT girl who did nothing but sing. These were Hana songs which are very good, but this girl BUTCHERED the hana songs with her terrible voice. :P   Then I ate Portabello Sandwich @ Panera (for suppers) and girl (not teh hana 1) that is infatuate wit me hug me for no reason and I told her that she was probably bulimic (i told her this

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My Straw Poll Also My Club

It's that time of year again folks. Time to vote on the `manliest forumer. Ok, now vote.     ---------------------------------   In addition to this very important poll Venom would like me to make Man Club.     If you want to be in the club you have to be a man and support the advancement of mans in the world.     MANS: mans are now listed in content block   Theme songs: CAN'T DECIDE WHICH ONE????   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAspOmv9rKo   Man feast

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My Story

Once there was young boy named Man. Man was very special child he was best person in world. One day Man was walking down Wall Street and Mr. Investor said "Hey! Man, may I please have a moment of your time?" "SURE WHY NOT?!?!" replied Man with a GRIN!!! Man gave him investing advice and they both became very rich. Then Man bought an airplane and flew to North Pole. Man met Santa and they became best of friends. Santa said "Man you have been very good boy this year!" and Man was beaming!!!

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My Practice

Today my band practice was very strange. First we run a half a mile, which isn't much, but it is FOR SOME MEN (not me <_< ). Then we marched the show many times. Also some freshman girl is like want me to hold her hand and I'm like "wtf would I want to hold your hand??????? <_< " and she gives me a hug and says I'm "so cute." WELL TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T ALREADY KNOW!! Is what I wanted to say, but I didn't cause I have morals. The end.

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My Morals

These are my morals.   No rude language No killing of cute animals (this is for you Michael Vick ) and people No lewd conduct (Senator Craig...) No being immoral No being unappreciative of the president   Thank you for your time.

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