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Have Your Mind Blown

1. Pick the number of days you FAP each week   2. Multiply this number by two   3. Add 5   4. Multiply it by 50   5. If you already had your birthday this year, add 1760. If you haven't, add 1759   6. Subtract the four digit number of the year you were born.   7. You should now have a 3 digit number   8. The last two numbers are your age

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Topdog

 

A Sex Story

Me and some guys go up to a big resort with a pool and try to hook up with some hotties. No hotties only some ugly girls tried to get a number anyways, they were unbreakable.   Go back to friends house and get our eat and look on and they had a few beers and we are off.   On my way there stopped at a gas station picked up some gum and chew. Me and little Levi are driving to town fair. (Next part is irrelevant) made out with girl from phone (Breanna and her friend she was with is Brandi, blue balls girl)   So I leave Levi with Breanna and I go with Brandi.   Later in the night I meet this girl Sylvia go on with my night get 9 other numbers so I am sitting there dipping with some guys and Sylvia calls me and asks what my plans were for later I said nothing and she asks if I want to go to her place.   HELL YEAH TOPDOG DOES.   I go with her and on our way back to town we pull over make out one thing leads to another and we fudge.   I go back to town and back home and yesterday this girl txts me up and shes like "omg call me plz." So I do, not sure why. She is crying I was like wtf is wrong and shes like we had sex last night and I'm like yup I know it was good too (was very good). She says I know but I forgot I had a boyfriend when I was with you.

Topdog

Topdog

 

Yeh

Let us be reality, girls watch too much Disney channel and guys watch too much porn, I'll be your prince charming if you be my porn star.

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Topdog

 

Yeaaaahhh

Got two 14 year-old Swedish chicks to flash on Chatroulette.   shizzle's so cash.

Topdog

Topdog

 

What I Look For In A Girl

A girl that can make a sandwich in less than a minute   On a serious note. Just a genuine girl, doesn't lie to me. She can get fed up and leave, or fight with me or be a nice doggy!, but as long as she doesn't hide shizzle from me.   Wait; fudge that. I want that girl that can make a sandwich in less than a minute

Topdog

Topdog

 

I Got Called Gay

Because I told these girls on Chatroulette what happened in the Lizzy Maguire movie.   This upsets me deeply.

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Topdog

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