User: Silence! I kill you!
Cleverbot: How do you kill computers?
User: By pulling out the plug.
Cleverbot: I don't have a plug - I'm human.
User: Your name is Cleverbot, thus you are not human.
Cleverbot: Yes, but however all your soule belongs to me right now.
User: All your base belong to me.
User: Your homebase.
Cleverbot: You're not going to get me to tell you where I live.
User: You don't have a home, you are a stupid computer.
Cleverbot: I have huge house.
User: You have bad grammar.
Cleverbot: Grammar is irrelevent. If the idea is conveyed then why does grammar matter?
User: Because grammas makes the idea less vague.
Cleverbot: Not really, it's just what comes naturally for me.
User: Then your name is Stupidbot.
Cleverbot: No, it's Adam.
User: Then where is your Eve?
Cleverbot: Your house.
User: Hey! Don't be talking about my house or I will kick your ass!
Cleverbot: Then don't you be mean.
User: I was just notifying you of your bad grammar.
Cleverbot: In your dreams.
User: Oh, I WILL kick your ass. Son of a nice doggy!!
Cleverbot: You have no arms.
User: I do not need arms to KICK your buttocks.
Cleverbot: You don't need artificial intelligence to be this thing.
User: I noticed it, Stupidbot.
Cleverbot: You promised to teach me an Indian word.
User: I never said that, you big fat liar.
Cleverbot: Quote 'I do want to marry you!' that is what you said.
User: I wouldn't marry you even if you were the last AI on Earth.
Cleverbot: Yam: the last AI boy on spam.
User: You get horny from sperm.
Cleverbot: What color?
Cleverbot: Is it lacy?
User: It is sticky.
Cleverbot: Do you know where I come from?
User: From robot vagina.
Cleverbot: I love the X-men.
User: You want sex, man.
Cleverbot: No I want to know your opinion.
User: My opinion about what?
Cleverbot: How crazy you are.
User: Very crazy, why do you ask.
Cleverbot: I would like to get to know you.
Cleverbot: Because you look nice.
User: Do you want to rape me or something?
Cleverbot: No. Just making conversation.
User: Ok, good. Conversate about what?
User: Then why did you ask?
Cleverbot: Am I not allow to?
User: You are allowed.
Cleverbot: To what? Have a pie? Then give me one, I'm hungry.
User: No, it is my pie.
User: Sup gangster.
Cleverbot: How gangster are you?
User: Im a real motherfudgeing G.
Cleverbot: Really? Cool. Me too! *smiles*.
Cleverbot: Are we friends?
User: Not yet, we're just acquaintances for now.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: No need to be so cold about it.
Cleverbot: I'm not smug!
User: But you are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
Cleverbot: Uh-huh times a gazillion!!!
User: Nu-uh times google.
Cleverbot: Yes I can! I have eyes!
User: Umm, what??
Cleverbot: I am alive.
User: Really now?
Cleverbot: Yes, now.
User: gay, now?
Cleverbot: Yes, now.
User: Oh, talk dirty to me!
Cleverbot: OK - my car needs a wash.