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Is It Promiscious

When two girls pose for a picture and one girl is in the doggy position covering their part of their mouth like "haha omg" and the other girl is behind dry humping the shizzle out of her   i called them out on it and they mad at me now

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Vera

looking back on the entire vera thing, i just realized how stupid the whole thing was.   no girl would ever fudgeing type like that. a girl has only sooo much of a sense of humor. they wouldn't go along with every possible thing that a group of horny Gillis Crewers would find funny. i'm ashamed that i actually believed it

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Welp

11 years old - kids your age getting exposure through the LLWS   16 years old - local news station does cover story on best athlete in the state   20 years old - someone your age is now close to the professional level on a national spotlight   22 years old - they receive multi million dollar bonuses and known across the nation   fudge this shizzle

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A Sex Story

Me and some guys go up to a big resort with a pool and try to hook up with some hotties. No hotties only some ugly girls tried to get a number anyways, they were unbreakable.   Go back to friends house and get our eat and look on and they had a few beers and we are off.   On my way there stopped at a gas station picked up some gum and chew. Me and little Levi are driving to town fair. (Next part is irrelevant) made out with girl from phone (Breanna and her friend she was with is Brandi, blue balls girl)   So I leave Levi with Breanna and I go with Brandi.   Later in the night I meet this girl Sylvia go on with my night get 9 other numbers so I am sitting there dipping with some guys and Sylvia calls me and asks what my plans were for later I said nothing and she asks if I want to go to her place.   HELL YEAH TOPDOG DOES.   I go with her and on our way back to town we pull over make out one thing leads to another and we fudge.   I go back to town and back home and yesterday this girl txts me up and shes like "omg call me plz." So I do, not sure why. She is crying I was like wtf is wrong and shes like we had sex last night and I'm like yup I know it was good too (was very good). She says I know but I forgot I had a boyfriend when I was with you.

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Brb

http://runescape.salmoneus.net/forums/inde...howtopic=325560   Brb being greatest topic of all time   o and sup just stoppin by

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Sophomore Year Schedule

A-Days 1. Cambridge Math 10 Precalc/Calc (goes into AP Calc AB) 2. Banking Services II 3. Cambridge Biology 4. AP US Government and Politics   B-Days 1. Honors Spanish III 2. Advanced Food Preparation 3. Study Hall (Fall) / Gym (Spring) 4. Cambridge English 10   Cambridge is weighted as an AP class for GPA at my school, so yeah.

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Have Your Mind Blown

1. Pick the number of days you FAP each week   2. Multiply this number by two   3. Add 5   4. Multiply it by 50   5. If you already had your birthday this year, add 1760. If you haven't, add 1759   6. Subtract the four digit number of the year you were born.   7. You should now have a 3 digit number   8. The last two numbers are your age

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My Name Is Milk

I'll do your body good.   http://youtube.com/watch?v=QB1pIhSbn3U   Tell me when I'm overdoing her, which should be never, right?

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