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RuneScape Nostalgia

http://runescape.salmoneus.net/forums/topic/355644-nostalgia/page__view__findpost__p__4041022

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Sloots gonna sloot

So I K closed tonight after some solid pool game. I used a lot of push pull tactics to achieve this. I would go in close to her face to face talk about something personal while maintaining strong eye contact as she had her upper body on this raft thing then depart do something at the opposite side of the pool. Repeat. I walked her to her car and noticed she took way to long to unlock the door. She then placed her bag and stuff on the drivers seat and turned around for a hug. At this point I knew she wanted me to make a move. I also knew this wouldn't have been a short hug goodbye because if it was a quick hug she would have put her stuff in the passenger seat hugged and then hopped back in. I closed the door with my foot while we are hugging. We hugged for a while and I told her " Even after all the chlorine you still smell amazing." Made strong eye contact and went for the kiss. Solid game this girl is rather shy and restrained.  

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A Sex Story

Me and some guys go up to a big resort with a pool and try to hook up with some hotties. No hotties only some ugly girls tried to get a number anyways, they were unbreakable.   Go back to friends house and get our eat and look on and they had a few beers and we are off.   On my way there stopped at a gas station picked up some gum and chew. Me and little Levi are driving to town fair. (Next part is irrelevant) made out with girl from phone (Breanna and her friend she was with is Brandi, blue balls girl)   So I leave Levi with Breanna and I go with Brandi.   Later in the night I meet this girl Sylvia go on with my night get 9 other numbers so I am sitting there dipping with some guys and Sylvia calls me and asks what my plans were for later I said nothing and she asks if I want to go to her place.   HELL YEAH TOPDOG DOES.   I go with her and on our way back to town we pull over make out one thing leads to another and we fudge.   I go back to town and back home and yesterday this girl txts me up and shes like "omg call me plz." So I do, not sure why. She is crying I was like wtf is wrong and shes like we had sex last night and I'm like yup I know it was good too (was very good). She says I know but I forgot I had a boyfriend when I was with you.

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Feelsgoodman.jpg

My original blog entry got drafted so obviously this is pretty inappropriate, so to speak.   Read only if you know this but don't care.   http://pastebin.com/YBiE8Jas

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Topdog

 

Interview

I had my interview for a summer analyst position at a local bank yesterday. Here are some of the questions they asked me   "What line on your resume is the most bs?"   "What do you think of this room?"   "What's your outlook on U.S. cucumber prices in 2013?"   "Tell me about your Saturday nights."   "If I told you that the only way you could get this job were for me to sleep with your girlfriend, would you accept?"   "What single word would you use to describe yourself so I don't walk out of here and forget you?"

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One More Month

Until move-in day/welcome week at UPenn!     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLytwL99Si8     crazy how I used to be youngest kid on the forums in 2007, now I'm headin off to college this fall! it's been a great ride! thanks to everyone who was nice/helped me along the way.

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Topdog

 

If You're a Guy in High School...

You see that HB9 over there.  Looking hot as ever with all of her other popular friends. You get scared and think, "she's out of my league." So you don't approach and just get pissed at yourself for being such a loser.   THERE ARE NO LEAGUES.  No one is "out of your league".  Everyone knows that one HB10 who is dating some random not really attractive dude. But guess what he has. CONFIDENCE. That's all you need.  As long as you're not a total fudgeing weirdo you will do fine.  So here's a goal for tomorrow (or whenever your next school day is), go talk to that super hot popular girl who you wouldn't imagine in your wildest dreams.  You'll be surprised.      -Topdog

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Guys, Be More Dominant

This was a bit ambiguous to me, that is, when I first heard I needed to be dominant. But now, I am really starting to understand. A quick elucidation by example. I open and chat up a girl for a few minutes, she says she has to get going and starts to walk off, to which I reply "Whoa whoa" while grabbing her arm and pulling her back in as she turns around to walk away, "this isn't over yet". I've noticed any sort of dominant kino like this really ramps up the attraction fast.   Another similar example. You are speaking to a girl at a party and find her difficult to hear. Instead of you leaning in to her, you grab her arm and pull her in close to you, so your faces are nearly in contact.   I think a crucial aspect to being more dominant is making more commands. For example, now, when I see a girl I think is cute and have spoken to before, I don't walk up and address her instantly with a "Hey, how's it goin?!" or anything like that. I look at her with a smile, stand/sit still, and say something like "Megan. Come here. Talk to me" or "Shawna. Get over here" with a very firm, solid tone and pull her in for a hug or something like that.   tl;dr Be a man, not a chode.

Topdog

Topdog

 

Hey, do you like my friend?

Well, this freshman chick came up to me on Friday while I was going to fill a water bottle and she says, "Hey, do you like my friend?"   (P.S.: My friends and I tend to drool all over her ass and make jokes about it when she's right next to us)   I say, "Who, the girl over there?"   "Yeah, her," the friend replied.   "Eeh, she's cute." This was said with total disinterest.   "Would you like to make out with her?" I was asked.   "If she's into that," I replied. I was caught completely off-guard.   The friend said, "Ooh, great then!" and was running towards her HB7/10 friend. I went on to mind my own business.   Well, I didn't really realize what was happening till after it happened. I was kinda on auto-pilot. From now on I just intend on doing absolutely nothing until the girls comes looking for me. I intend on doing nothing because I don't want to look desperate. Plus, if I go, "Hey, girl come over here," I don't see it working.   What's your opinion?

Topdog

Topdog

 

Update

The freshman chick from two blog posts ago sat with me at lunch today (idk why, it was a mainly 11th grade table) and gave me her number. Then she texted me about 30 minutes ago saying that I'm invited to her party this weekend.   oooh i know where this is headed  

Topdog

Topdog

 

I pretty much have 10 days to live

I have 10 days till another shtty depressing year of highschool. Another shtty year of miring good looking guys makeout with pretty girls in the hallways. Girls in my class asking me "why are you so quiet" skipping lunch to eat in the bathroom stalls(semi srs i dont do this that often only when i need to cry)   Not sure how to make the most out of these last 10 days. Probably going to stop fapping for a week and then do a huge fap marathon, order some pizza, and watch some movies.

Topdog

Topdog

 

Lel

I'm fuming right now   (video of friend lifting with horrible form thinking he's the shizzle) https://fbcdn-video-a.akamaihd.net/cfs-ak-ash4/v/437493/840/1856409948220_52880.mp4?oh=85787f7fb3a4d4b3a95f4d4eedf8ad0d&oe=501F4920&__gda__=1344227616_61ea0a3faaf85b370d22c70480ff9189

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