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Summer Nights and a Question

Sup guys.   Anyways, I am a 16 year old in highschool. Virgin, fair amount of female interest and really only started to act on it this summer.   I met this girl (we'll call her HB7) through a friend. We hung out, (me, friend, and her) once, got her number but nothing happened. I see her at a party (this is about 2 months later) and we talk and she wants to hang out soon. So I forget about her until my friend reminds me (this is about a month after the party) I text her and we make plans to meet up.   I pick her up and we head to a local park where we walk around. We sit down close to each other and talk about school, people we know, etc. She notices my upper thigh tan-line and touches, it commenting on it. I point out and touch and tease her about hers.   We're talking about cool shizzle, I'm teasing her caller her a hipster while she denies it; everytime she does something hipsterish I till her "I'm adding another tally to your hipster chart". We move around a bit, sit down on a bench. We're really close, and I touch my thigh to her and she doesn't pull away, we're pretty comfortable. I tell her I'm hungry and suggest we head somewhere to eat.   We go to a nice little mom and pop deli to eat. I call my parents and find out that they were going to be coming home late so I'm happy we have a place to go to afterwards. I tell her and she's down, I think she might know at this point what was happening.   We head to my house and I show her around. While showing her the pool I ask if she wants to swim. She says something like I don't have a suit, I say it's fine I swim in my underwear all the time. She agrees and we go down the pool.   She strips down to her bra and underwear and I strip to my boxers (trying to make my slight boner not too obvious) and we get in. We swim around and shizzle for a few minutes, then she sits really close to me on the step. I think about making the move to kiss her but it didn't feel right. We keep swimming and at one point we're both standing on some ledge, I push her off. She then pushes me off to get back at me. shizzle is getting real.   We start playing "tag" or something, just messing around in the water and stuff, and one time she "gets" me and just jumps up to me, wraps her legs around me, and we both lean in and start making out.   We have a convo like this her: so you're new at this right? me: yeah her: I thought you had a girlfriend before me: yeah but we didn't do anything   she grabs my hair and gives me the sexy eyes and says she'll show me the ropes or something like that.   We make out in the pool for a bit longer then she suggest moving inside and asks to go to my bedroom. We go, dry off, and get on the bed, still in our underwear. We keep making out, her on top of me, me on top of her, switching it up, etc. At one point she asks lights on or off, I say on but she wants them off so I go for that.   I ask her to show me how taking off a bra works. She shows me, then does it up again and has me do it. At this point things get kinda nsfw, I do have a question regarding the following but if you think it's tmi feel free to stop here.   NSFW part We're making out and I'm feeling her up and shizzle and I slip my hands down her panties, and holy jesus is she fudgeing wet. It was like a fudgeing slip n slide down there. I start rubbing her clit and we're making out. She takes off her panties, I take off my boxers. We make out and I'm fingering her and she's rubbing my dick. I eventually get on top of her and focus on just fingering her g-spot. She is moaning really loudly and I'm not sure if she came or not but she moaned a lot then stopped. We keep making out, her rubbing my dick, me rubbing her clit but she's not as wet anymore. I ask her if she knows how to give a blowjob, she says she doesn't do that on the first date. I ask her if she makes exceptions, she says something like I have to earn it. I'm not gonna argue while she's rubbing my dick so I just say okay.   Here's where it gets weird. She gets up 2 or 3 times during the hookup to check her phone or something. Anyways, she's rubbing my dick and I tell her I'm about to come. I don't want to get it on my sheets so I run to the bathroom and get some tissues. I get back and she starts putting her clothes on. I ask her "are you done?" she says "no, I'm just wet from the pool so I'm getting dressed."   I lay there naked, waiting for her to finish me off when she checks her phone again, apparently sees something and says "get dressed I have to go". she sounded serious so with the bluest of balls I put my clothes back on and tidy up my dads house and I driver her home. We make very relaxed and nice conversation in the car.   We get to her house, we kiss and I ask when she's in town the rest of the summer. She says she's here all summer and wants to hang again I say for sure, I'm gonna be out of town a bit and she says she'll text me and we'll meet up again. So I went home, wash the good kitty! off my hands and mouth, say goodnight to my mom, eat some cottage cheese (dat casein gainz) and type this up.   My question: wtf is up with the not finishing me off and blue balls shizzle? It really sucked. I'm thinking if she has a rule like not blowing guys on the first date maybe she doesn't want to make the come on the first date? That's retarded though.

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Saturday

Have a nice Saturday night, guys!   p.s. Sofee's my lover. <3  

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Kid from a neighboring school

He goes to another school in town and I only know him from a couple of parties. The video popped up on my Twitter feed tonight, though.

The chorus is definitely autotuned, but I'm really digging the vibe of the song.

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How sketchy is this party going to be?

I've never gone to any of these, but I always get invited and I'm kinda curious. Round 3 is tomorrow night.   tl;dr - Round 3 tomorrow night - Sloots will be slooting - Pretty sure the cops came the other rounds - I don't feel like going to jail/getting a ticket   Round 2:  

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Senior year

Feels weird becoming a senior... I remember in Summer 2010 a lot of people in the #populus crew were becoming seniors...

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Sex story kinda

So I was at a party on Sunday night (different from the Saturday night ranch party from my other post), and I know all of the girls there, and they're either taken or unattractive to me. So, I sit down with one of my friends gf's and we're talkative and such (I find her attractive, but I wouldn't try anything). We call each other gossip buddies all night, I give her one of my mike's hard lemonades because I enjoy talking to her. Anyway, by the end of the night, I'm pretty tipsy and the host (one of my good friends)'s girlfriend comes over. She says to me, "I wouldn't usually come but I heard you were gonna be here and (her boyfriend) doesn't really sit down with her at these parties." We've had times where he's invited me to eat with her and I'll just kino the living fudge out of her, where he looks like the greatest chump in the world. I think she's really cute and we have cute interactions together.   After we help my friend clean up, he can't drive because he's buzzed, so our DD takes her home with us (she lives 2 doors down from me). We go to taco bell and then wall greens. When we're in wallgreens, she follows me into the condom aisle (as a joke) and I have a lot of sexual innuendo and general facts that I know about orgasms and sex from TED talks. Anyway, she leaves her arizona can with me and I "Ain't havin none of that" so tried to put it down her shirt/in her skirt etc. and she's having a great time and so am I.   When we finally get home (I insist she gets dropped off first) I have my arm around her in the back seat. She says it's really dark so I'm like "ok I'll walk you to your door." Once we arrive at her door, I go in for a hug and she says "This is the most awkward ki..."(she goes in for it) and we hug then she says "I don't know why I just said that." I know exactly why, so I kiss her on the cheek and I make sure I have her number.   I don't know if I should escalate further, because it's my good friend's girlfriend, or if I should just keep this between us and try to get a friends with benefits thing going (which would be my ideal choice), or if I should just drop it and forget it existed.

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What I've learned about high school girls

Freshman- young, naive, unable to convey emotions   Sophomore- reckless, willing to try new things   Junior- eager for sex, generally the loose girls on campus especially if she went for it as a sophmore, looking for attention (generally true with all girls)   Senior- baggage ontop of baggage, these girls are either loose, trying to get out of there, not looking for anything serious, not a lot of drama, more likely to say what they feel.

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Ode to Sofee

Hello heavenly blessed beauty whose inner beauty and outter beauty is simply divine and everlasting, Yours is an ancient beauty, the kind of muse that inspired Omar Khayyam or the Chauraspanchasika. Surely it was an angel like you who wooed Odysseus as he stood tied to the mast or whose light burst from the balcony that inspired Romeo... to song. Oh be my muse, fair princess and we shall teach the generations to come how to love.  

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Dat feel

when I realize how much of a happy face I was at 12 on these forums   http://runescape.salmoneus.net/forums/topic/217012-%26gt%3B-%26-8224%3B-topdogs-skill-log-%26-8224%3B-%26lt%3B/

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