Thanks to Melissa Nicole for showing this to me.
So apparently in Massachusetts its illegal to be an Atheist. Here is a quote from mass.gov.
Just in case I haven't broken the law enough in the past... God doesn't exist, it didn't make the world, and the Bible has many fictitious stories in it. Now to go turn myself into the police... :DChapter 272: Section 36. Blasphemy
Section 36. Whoever wilfully blasphemes the holy name of God by denying, cursing or contumeliously reproaching God, his creation, government or final judging of the world, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching or exposing to contempt and ridicule, the holy word of God contained in the holy scriptures shall be punished by imprisonment in jail for not more than one year or by a fine of not more than three hundred dollars, and may also be bound to good behavior.