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This is the official Sals forum spam ticket. It can mostly be used when someone violates some of the following in the topic "You are being flamed because:"
[_] Inferior being
[_] Troll
[_] n00blet
[_] Ye who has incurred my wrath
[_] Person with the grammar of a chimpanzee
[_] Other
You are being flamed because:
[_] You exist
[_] You posted a Religious Thread
[_] You posted an accusation with no proof
[_] You posted a thread containing 1337 talk
[_] You posted a me > u thread
[_] You broke our Captain Planet summons
[_] You posted a worthless thread
[_] You continued a long, stupid thread
[_] You committed crimes against pork byproducts
[_] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[_] You haven't read the TOS
[_] You made baby Jesus cry
[_] Your post utterly and completely fails
[_] You don't know which board to post in
[_] You posted false information
[_] You posted something totally uninteresting
[_] You double posted
[_] You killed a kitten
[_] You're spamming MY thread
[_] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[_] You posted racist crap
[_] I don't like your tone of voice
[_] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[_] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.
[_] You insulted the power of Fwee
[_] You're breathing too much of my oxygen
[_] You think that free players deserve more updates when they've obviously been spoiled lately
[_] You made a suggestion that's against the rules
[_] Other
In Punishment, You Must:
[_] Give up your new user runescape account
[_] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[_] Actually post something relevant
[_] Call Chuck Norris and inform him he sucks
[_] Go into Nercychlidae's chat and tell everyone that he is your hero
[_] Lick a frozen telephone pole
[_] Go to your room with no supper
[_] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[_] Go stand in the middle of godwars with your most expensive items
[_] Recite the names of all the goblin tribes
[_] Go into a free player world wearing your most expensive and exotic armour and say you're giving away 100m to anyone who trades you
[_] All of the above
[_] Other (Please specify)
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[_] Fwee
[_] 1 R 1337
[_] lolpwnt
[_] GG no re
[_] Bite me
[_] Get a life
[_] Me > u
[_] Never post again
[_] I pity your dog
[_] NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
[_] n00b
[_] Your IQ must be 7
[_] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[_] kthxbai
[_] All of the above
[_] Other
Signed:
[_] The committee for a idiot-free forums.
[_] The Spanish Inquisition
[_] Your mom
[_] Your worst nightmare
[_] Humanity
[_] Your cat
[_] Me, duh
[_] Bob, the jagex cat
[_] Other
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