The desktop I am currently typing on used to suck. Note, I say used to, I will explain that. Sit down, shut up, and let master storyteller Scary Food Item guide you through the mystical realm that is his life.
It all started many moons ago. A man named Scary Food Item had a computer, and he loved it. He would spend his afternoons taking it on daytime strolls through the park, and at night, he would not sleep. Instead he would lie in bed and stare in awe at the metal casing that was his computer. But one day, Laura (As he liked to call it) began having problems. She would randomly shut down at the worst moments, spitting out error messages like saliva. Scary tried to be patient but it was very hard. Then, one day, something happened. Scary turned Laura on, her operating system failed, and she went into a long slumber. Scary turned to Laura's traitorous sister for consolation. Soon, other family members began growing tired of Laura's sleep and took her in to the Superior Computer Wizards. They diagnosed the problem as dust on the heat sink. At this point a very angry Scary Food Item would like to interrupt.
IT WAS DUST ON THE [email protected]#$ HEAT SINK THAT PUT OUR COMPUTER OUT FOR MONTHS!!!
Along with cleaning her, the Superior computer wizards upgraded Laura's RAM and returned her to a very happy Scary Food Item.
ya, true story.
ya, I'm kind of bored.