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Lak, Fire, And Other Assorted Fun.

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No one commented on this entry so I have to bump it because I spent so much valuable time on it.

Last night and this morning there was a church activity, can you guess what it was? I'll give you a hint. First we drove into The Willows (that's what the place was called, not a willow tree), past a couple of houses and past a bathroom complex. I noted a sign that warned us the bathrooms were guarded with cameras. We drove down the pavement a little while longer, over a bridge crossing an irragation canal, found a parking place, and began setting up.

 

That's right, we went camping! The Willows is possibly the lamest campground on Earth, but I won't elaborate on that because so many other interesting things happened!

 

First was Little Angry Kid, who will henceforth be knows as LAK. Unfourtunately, our campsite was far away from the nice bathroom building, so we had to use a port-o-potty. As you may know, they can only fit one person and the one person ahead of us was very slow, that's when LAK showed up.

M=Me

Z=My brother

LAK=Little angry kid

I began to wander off for a moment and when I came back I was greeted by the shrill rantings of LAK.

LAK: HURRY UP IN THERE I GOTTA FART!!!!!!

Z: You can just fart in a bush.

LAK: DON'T MAKE ME FART IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!

Me and my brother just exchanged glances.

LAK (Talking to me): THAT KID IS STUPID!!! (Referring to my brother)

M: He can't help it, don't be so mean.

LAK: I KNOW HE'S A BUNDLE OF STICKS!!!!!

M: Oh dear, I've never heard something so original and offencive in my life.

LAK: SHUT UP A-HOLE!!!!!!!!! I'LL SHOVE YOUR HEAD THROUGH THAT CAR DOOR!!!!!!1

By this point, LAK's brother was probably feeling emberassed.

LAK's brother puts LAK's hands behind LAK's back and pushed LAK up against the car door.

LAK's brother: You have the right to remain, silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

LAK: KISS MY BUTTOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LAK then proceeds to kiss the car door he's pressed against.

The person in the bathroom gets out and me and my brother and my brother's friend (Who was in the bathroom) leave very quickly.

LAK: *unintelligible*

That's almost exactly how it went, I swear I didn't make anything up.

I would have liked to pwned the little thorn with my superior wit, but I didn't want to offend his brother who I know to be an okay person.

 

Later that night, the grass under our fire pit caught on fire and we played capture the flag with GPS and towels.

k

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