It's not what you think it is. Lagoon in an amusement park a little North of Salt Lake City. The eighth graders at our school went there for physics day, which I know nothing about, honest.
Anyway, we got there and went on some rides and I learned a very important thing. Food and water is good. A bowl of Fruity Pebbles and a medium roast beef sandwich combo from Arby's (Which cost me $9 by the way. WTF!!) cannot sustain a man as large as me for eight hours, especially if that man has very little water.