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Lunch. A Drama.

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Characters.

TPCGBTD: the Two People Called Gay Because They're Differen are two people called gay because they're different.

GWMJAMJAS: the Guy Who Makes Jokes About Michael Jackson And Sex makes jokes about Michael Jackson and sex.

PDWFHLM: the Pokemon Dude Who Forgets His Lunch Money plays Pokemon and never has any lunch, I only have to assume it's because he has no money.

Me: Me is me

MF: My Friend is my friend.

Begin act I:

All sit down

PDWFHLM (to TPCGBTD): I watched your binders and now demand tribute.

TPCGBTD gives PDWFHLM part of their lunch.

GWMJAMJAS: Look, my hands are human reproductive organs. Watch me stick my finger into my hand for that is what TPCGBTD did to Michael Jackson last night.

Me facepalms

End act I

Begin act II

Many minutes later.

GWMJAMJAS: HITLER HAD SEX WITH MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!

MF gives reluctant laugh so he doesn't anger GWMJAMJAS.

Me facepalms again.

GWMJAMJAS: WHO HERE THINKS TPCGBTD IS GAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

No hands are raised.

Me facepalms.

MF and Me exit stage left.

End act II

End play

 

I demand to see this on broadway. Based on a true story.

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I'll put it on broadway. You owe me 50grand (euros, they're stronger). You get all the profit. Payment must be in advance.

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I'll give you 10 for it. This gives me copyright laws to edit and expand it. You will get 10% of the profit. Deal?

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