Lunch. A Drama.
Characters.
TPCGBTD: the Two People Called Gay Because They're Differen are two people called gay because they're different.
GWMJAMJAS: the Guy Who Makes Jokes About Michael Jackson And Sex makes jokes about Michael Jackson and sex.
PDWFHLM: the Pokemon Dude Who Forgets His Lunch Money plays Pokemon and never has any lunch, I only have to assume it's because he has no money.
Me: Me is me
MF: My Friend is my friend.
Begin act I:
All sit down
PDWFHLM (to TPCGBTD): I watched your binders and now demand tribute.
TPCGBTD gives PDWFHLM part of their lunch.
GWMJAMJAS: Look, my hands are human reproductive organs. Watch me stick my finger into my hand for that is what TPCGBTD did to Michael Jackson last night.
Me facepalms
End act I
Begin act II
Many minutes later.
GWMJAMJAS: HITLER HAD SEX WITH MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!
MF gives reluctant laugh so he doesn't anger GWMJAMJAS.
Me facepalms again.
GWMJAMJAS: WHO HERE THINKS TPCGBTD IS GAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
No hands are raised.
Me facepalms.
MF and Me exit stage left.
End act II
End play
I demand to see this on broadway. Based on a true story.
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