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Omg Credit Report

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Niger

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While I was shoppin' for a new car, which one's me?

 

A cool Convertible or an SUV?

 

Too bad I didn't know my credit was whack,

 

Cuz' now I'm drivin' off a lot in a used Subcompact.

 

F-R-E-E that spells free,

 

Credit report dot com bay-be(baby).

 

Saw their ads on my T.V.

 

Thought about going, but was too lazy.

 

Now instead of lookin' fly n rollin' phat,

 

My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse's gettin' laughed at.

 

F-R-E-E that spells free,

 

Credit report dot com bay-be(baby).

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They say a man should aways dress for the job he wantsSo why'm I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurantIt's all because some hacker stole my identityNow I'm in here every evenin' servin' chowder and iced teaShould'a gone to FREE credit report dot com (Yeeha!)I could'a seen this comin' at me like and atom bombThey monitor your credit and send you e-mail alertsSo you don't end up sellin' fish to tourists in t-shirts.

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OH WELL IMAGINE AS I PACE THROUGH THE PEWS OF A CHURCH CORRIDOR AND I CANT HELP BUT HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WORDS I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I CHIME IN HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GOD DAMN DOOR OH

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