Today my blog takes on a more serious note as we discuss a very serious issue. It is a tragic epidemic sweeping the nation and infecting without mercy.
The disease I talk about here, ladies and gentlemen, is caninefetishism.
It is defined in "Infectious Diseases for Dummies" as:
A strong attraction to one's dog(s).
You may have not heard of it, the liberal media feels is does not deserve attention but I am here to tell you otherwise. It is a terrible, terrible, disease that, if it infects you, can cause a host of symptoms, these include:
- An unexplainable need to take you dog everywhere you go.
- Not caring what people think about above.
- Dressing your dog up.
And many other horrible things.
I hope I could have raised awareness about this and I plead with you to avoid this disease at ALL COSTS.