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Let My Moderators Go

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Cameron

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Down into the never-ending valley of moderator actions, stretching mile after mile, an inferno of mud-soaked bodies, where the treaders' feet churn clay and straw into the mixture for Salmoneus' bricks, and everywhere the lash of watchful administrators, ready to sting the backs of the weary.

 

Blades chopping straw...

mattocks chopping clay, a ceaseless cycle of unending drudgery. From the mixing feet of treaders to the pouring hands of brick molders, moves the constant stream of mud, the lowly seed of tall cities. Day after day, year after year, century after century, bondage without rest, toil without reward. These are the moderators of misery, the afflicted, the hopeless, the oppressed.

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I'm going to make a Let My DMs Go blog during peak time, and it will lick your blog post raw, Camerlot.

 

That said, I have to admire your prose.

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Do not let this charlatan hoodwink you Emanick, the prose is my remix of Cecil. But the credit goes to G-d, for without His divine inspiration, Cecil B. DeMille would not have uttered it.

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Let My Moderators Go

When Sal's Realm was in TipIt's Land,

Let my Moderators go,

Oppressed so hard they could not stand,

Let my Moderators go.

 

Chorus

Go down, Cameron,

Way down in TipIt's Land.

Tell ol' Pharaoh,

Let my Moderators go.

 

Thus saith the Lord, bold Cameron said,

Let my Moderators go,

If not, I'll smite your first post dead,

Let my Moderators go.

 

Chorus

Go down, Cameron,

Way down in TipIt's Land.

Tell ol' Pharaoh,

Let my Moderators go.

 

No more shall they in bondage toil,

Let my Moderators go,

Let them come out with TipIt's spoil,

Let my Moderators go.

 

Chorus

Go down, Cameron,

Way down in TipIt's Land.

Tell ol' Pharaoh,

Let my Moderators go.

 

 

:D I was really bored. Unfortunately, I couldn't find the TipIt equivalent of "Pharaoh," so it's not quite perfect. :P

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