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The Abraham Lincoln Cult!

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ZacharyB

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I am starting a cult. This cult is only for people that share my beliefs that Abraham Lincoln is an all powerful being, able to unite through peace and love. He was more than able to unite a broken nation in a mortal form (although it wasn't peaceful), but now he could do more as his all powerful being has broken free.

 

All who join us must understand Lincoln's troubles to become the leader of The (known as These at the time) United States of America. Although he was hesitant as a President as first, he eventually became one of the greatest leaders of our nation. You must know of Lincoln's fate as a mortal being. The man who assasinated him, John Wilkes Booth, broke Lincoln from his mortal shell. Booth ultimately decided his own fate, as he was quickly killed. Did he do a good deed? You could say, but it's debateable.

 

Our cult remains in peaceful conversions. We hope that, eventually, Lincolnism will be an established religion of the world. The journey starts here! Please comment if you would like to join. Also, if you want your cult/group/fan club to ally with ours, post here. The cult would love your help!

 

Members

 

ZacharyB

Hawk

Vera (I DON'T CARE THAT YOU NEVER SAID YES. YOU POSTED SO YOU JOIN THE CULT)

Chaoss

Kevin Jonas

Mario

Fruityfed

Arianna

Topdog

Joe Jonas

Eman1051

 

ANNOUNCEMENT

 

Arianna has proposed a new picture for Lincoln. Should we accept it as our official logo?

 

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MOAR ANNOUNCMENT

 

We have found a MOLE in the cult. It is General Lee! He shall be hung tomorrow, at dawn!

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Thank you, very much, everyone!

 

We meet at Mount Rushmore - Abraham Lincoln's nose!

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You sure that's sanitary? I say we meet on his rather impressive cranium :P

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@Chaoss. There's just stone boogers. The the real version of Mona Lisa (naked of course :)) is in his nose though. :D

@Kevin. Thanks for joining.

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@Fruityfed: Sure, however you want to believe he did it is fine with us. Thank you for joining. :)

@Arianna: Although we respect The Church of Scientology, we do have some differences in our beliefs. And thank you for joining!

@Topdog: Yes, indeed. Thank you for joining.

@Chaoss: Lincoln's most powerful form was broken free through the nose. It is a great spot indeed.

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I suppose that you could say Lincoln "raped" the south in the Civil War, as we brutally massacred them in a phase of total war until they rejoined with us.

 

It's an odd choice of words, but I can see where you're coming from. I think the new face makes him look rather handsome! :)

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