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What if I agree?

slowbro is the best!!!

 

like i said a few posts before, he's probably the most awesome pokemon there is

I am inclined to disagree with the previously mentioned statement.

 

For, Slowpoke is truly, in fact the superior Pokemon. What other can just sit there, for days, and just chilling with no worries on his mind?

I believe that Slowpoke has achieved true solidarity nature. It's all about relaxing an enjoying life. All Slowpoke does is fish!

Then along comes shellder, who ruins everything and turns Slowpoke into the vicious, inhumane hunter known as Slowbro.

 

Slowpoke is the best pokemon.

You do realise that to evolve a Slowpoke, it has to willingly sit by the water for ages until a shelder or w/e comes along and bites Slowpoke's tail?

 

Mmhmm, saw it in the anime once :P

You do realise that to evolve a Slowpoke, it has to willingly sit by the water for ages until a shelder or w/e comes along and bites Slowpoke's tail?

 

Mmhmm, saw it in the anime once :P

The only thing Slowpoke is willingly doing in the water is fishing for a meal.

In no way is it asking for shellder to come along, clasp onto it's and never let go.

f u fraf, slowbro is best bro