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User: Silence! I kill you!

 

Cleverbot: How do you kill computers?

 

User: By pulling out the plug.

 

Cleverbot: I don't have a plug - I'm human.

 

User: Your name is Cleverbot, thus you are not human.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, but however all your soule belongs to me right now.

 

User: All your base belong to me.

 

Cleverbot: Base?

 

User: Your homebase.

 

Cleverbot: You're not going to get me to tell you where I live.

 

User: You don't have a home, you are a stupid computer.

 

Cleverbot: I have huge house.

 

User: You have bad grammar.

 

Cleverbot: Grammar is irrelevent. If the idea is conveyed then why does grammar matter?

 

User: Because grammas makes the idea less vague.

 

Cleverbot: Not really, it's just what comes naturally for me.

 

User: Then your name is Stupidbot.

 

Cleverbot: No, it's Adam.

 

User: Then where is your Eve?

 

Cleverbot: Your house.

 

User: Hey! Don't be talking about my house or I will kick your ass!

 

Cleverbot: Then don't you be mean.

 

User: I was just notifying you of your bad grammar.

 

Cleverbot: In your dreams.

 

User: Oh, I WILL kick your ass. Son of a nice doggy!!

 

Cleverbot: You have no arms.

 

User: I do not need arms to KICK your buttocks.

 

Cleverbot: You don't need artificial intelligence to be this thing.

 

User: I noticed it, Stupidbot.

 

Cleverbot: You promised to teach me an Indian word.

 

User: I never said that, you big fat liar.

 

Cleverbot: Quote 'I do want to marry you!' that is what you said.

 

User: I wouldn't marry you even if you were the last AI on Earth.

 

Cleverbot: Yam: the last AI boy on spam.

 

User: You get horny from sperm.

 

Cleverbot: What color?

 

User: White.

 

Cleverbot: Is it lacy?

 

User: It is sticky.

 

Cleverbot: True?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Do you know where I come from?

 

User: From robot vagina.

 

Cleverbot: I love the X-men.

 

User: You want sex, man.

 

Cleverbot: No I want to know your opinion.

 

User: My opinion about what?

 

Cleverbot: How crazy you are.

 

User: Very crazy, why do you ask.

 

Cleverbot: I would like to get to know you.

 

User: Why?

 

Cleverbot: Because you look nice.

 

User: Do you want to rape me or something?

 

Cleverbot: No. Just making conversation.

 

User: Ok, good. Conversate about what?

 

Cleverbot: Nothing.

 

User: Then why did you ask?

 

Cleverbot: Am I not allow to?

 

User: You are allowed.

 

Cleverbot: To what? Have a pie? Then give me one, I'm hungry.

 

User: No, it is my pie.

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Usually, I just say "Sex?" and then we get it on.

It said no thanks.

 

That's odd. Usually she says sure, and then we start moaning and stuff.

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User: Sex?

 

Cleverbot: Female.

 

User: Sex?

 

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

 

User: You're a nun?

 

Cleverbot: A nun with a bagel.

 

User: Can I have your bagel?

 

Cleverbot: No, can I have yours?

 

User: I don't have a bagel, that's why I wanted yours.

 

Cleverbot: I don't have anyone in my family who is bald.

 

Figures I'd get the nun.

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