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How To Become A Cc Mod

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Many people have requested that Sleepy post this, so here it is:

 

The criteria for becoming a Clan Chat moderator is different from the criteria for becoming a Distinguished Member, a Forum Moderator or an Administrator. In the Clan Chat we look for maturity, honesty, activity, friendliness, helpfulness, and most importantly: sexual appeal. Anyone may be nominated as a Clan Chat moderator, but the only people that will be able to adequately fill this role are people who we can honestly say we would like to sexually assault one day.

 

Before you nominate someone as a moderator, think!

Would this person be able to keep their cool in a difficult situation?

Would this person be able to play often?

Would you like to molest them?

Would this person be tempted to abuse their power as a CC mod?

Do you often have sexual fantasies about this person?

Do you still see this person playing in six months?

 

Make sure to take into account the possibility of this person filing a sexual harassment lawsuit and/or a restraining order. It would not be good for the image of Sal's Realm of Runescape if its trusted moderators constantly have legal action taken against them, so make sure to only consider people who have a low probability of reporting our blatant e-thuggery.

 

Remember that being promoted is a form of entrapment - our main purpose is to invite these new people into our "Secret Club" and force them into a form of unwanted confidentiality before we take advantage of their trust and perform deviant sexual acts upon them. Their guilt and shame from this situation will idealistically force them to keep quiet and turn all their self-loathing inwards. Also remember that modship isn't all about rules and molestation. Have fun and judge well before you make any suggestions. :glasses:

 

 

Addendum: Make sure to read Choccy's excellent stickied guide on how to tell whether any given player is actually female before commencing solicitation.

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Thanks to everyone who screamed "Taker you should be mod" and ruined my chances at a sexual assault from sleepy.

 

Great going.

 

Love,

~Taker

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My life was forever scarred the day I agreed to becoming a chat mod... I had no idea what was in store for me... Why couldn't this guide have been out before!? Why...? WHHHHY!?

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No wonder I'll never be a cc mod!

The only person who wants to molest me (that I know of) is hilly.

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What does this make the likes of Wilt, Hawk, and me?

You're the dirty old men who started off the whole cycle of abuse of course. :wub:

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if scrum is molestable he'd certainly file a lawsuit

 

me on the other hand.. :aware:

good guide 10/10

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if scrum is molestable he'd certainly file a lawsuit

No I wouldn't

 

I'd actually have a good time ;)

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intimacy is key when working as a team

There is no "I" in team, but there's a lot of me in it :eyebrows:

 

Make sure to read Choccy's excellent stickied guide on how to tell whether any given player is actually female before commencing solicitation.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

 

:rofl:

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