Easl and the Royal Wedding: The Quilf strikes back!
I thought I'd start the day off with a little bacon, before hitting up the local gym so I look like Mr Fang for the ladies
Then I'm off to a mates place for a barbecue, beer and banter (bbqbab)
Hopefully we'll get some firewater (vodka shots with chili powder - hurts like hell) and a few rounds of the royal wedding drinking game
Then I'm out to a friends 18th, which for some reason is Jungle themed on the day of the royal wedding, shizzle for brains ikr
Then I'll hopefully avoid striking out, return home victorious before snuggling up into bed <3
What's everyone else got planned?
Also I'll report back on how this all went
And a Quilf is "Queen I'd like to fudge" for those not in the know :(