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My Plan For The Royal Wedding

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Easl and the Royal Wedding: The Quilf strikes back!


I thought I'd start the day off with a little bacon, before hitting up the local gym so I look like Mr Fang for the ladies


Then I'm off to a mates place for a barbecue, beer and banter (bbqbab)


Hopefully we'll get some firewater (vodka shots with chili powder - hurts like hell) and a few rounds of the royal wedding drinking game


Then I'm out to a friends 18th, which for some reason is Jungle themed on the day of the royal wedding, shizzle for brains ikr


Then I'll hopefully avoid striking out, return home victorious before snuggling up into bed <3



What's everyone else got planned?


Also I'll report back on how this all went


And a Quilf is "Queen I'd like to fudge" for those not in the know :(

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My plan is too use my free day off sleeping for the first 12 hours or so, then maybe out for the evenin'.

Isn't it just Qilf? :P But yeah, I would :aware:.

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Royal wedding.


Not watching it, don't care. Those Brits never die anyway...

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Sleep till 12, shop for headphones, and get hammered via said drinking game with a group of mates.

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I will wake up sometime between 6:00 and 8:00. This will vary a lot depending on whether I actually remember to set my alarm.

I will get out of bed sometime between 6:05 and 13:00. This will vary a lot depending on whether I can be assed to face the day, or if I'm extremely tired.

I shall walk to the bathroom approx. 30 seconds after I'm out of bed. This 30 second period is allocated to allowing my blood time to start pumping. A split-second headache may occur if I stand up too quickly.

Wash my face and shave (this may or may not be applicable depending on whether I care). This will take 2-5 minutes, depending whether I must allocate extra time to the excretion of bodily waste.

I will then walk back to my bedroom immediately and get dressed. This will take 2-3 minutes.


This is followed by me walking downstairs, pouring myself a glass of orange juice and preparing breakfast, all in the period of 5 minutes. I will then proceed to eat my breakfast. This will take 5-10 minutes as I am still half awake.

I will then load my dishes into the dishwasher. This will take 30 seconds.


After this, I will go upstairs and brush my teeth in the period of 2-4 minutes.

Then I will proceed downstairs once again.


I will then apply myself to turning on my computer, keyboard and mouse (the latter mentioned may not be applicable if I am booting into Windows, as I will have a USB mouse connected).

I shall then spend the rest of the day on Sal's, RuneScape, Cod4, Cod6, Facebook and other shizzle. Eating, occasional socialising IRL and yawning may also occur.


After the day is over (this is likely to be taken anywhere from 22:30 of the same, or 1:00 of the following day), I will go upstairs, repeat the process of brushing teeth, have a shower and go to bed.


All in all, very interesting.

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Royal wedding.


Not watching it, don't care. Those Brits never die anyway...

Royal Vampires! ZomG!

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She's so hot :/

Yeah plan didn't work I ended up hanging with friends and running everywhere with them on bikes. Musta been a good 2-3km running by the end. I need to fix my bike :P


But I did watch the wedding on TV.

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