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I Was Ready For Hell But Damn This High Water.

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Hyrax

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I've just moved house and my new room has a weird smell. It's not my smell. I'm going to have to spend the next few weeks implementing my own smell and getting rid of this one. That said, we have a very big kitchen and a nice garden. They don't smell weird. They smell good. They smell perfectly kitcheny and gardeny, respectively. We also have a tumble drier which I've already misused. I had socks that used to fit my feet. They now look to fit my toes. My little toes.

 

An upside of moving is getting the deposit back from your old house. In my case that's a cool £300. I've already prepared how to spend it. I'm going to buy a nice leather jacket, some brown boots, a dashiki, some nice cords, some new underwear, a velour jumper, a moderately impressive bundle of drugs and a beautiful new USB audio interface for recording new lo-fi songs that fit neither my ambient electronica project nor my post-hardcore/noise/math rock project. I'll let you know when I have some recordings. If you're interested.

 

I've also inadvertently entered into a amorous relationship with my housemate. Maybe a bad idea. Maybe a good idea. Maybe a bad idea disguised as a good idea. But hey, we have a big kitchen and a garden now, anything is possible. I'm jobhunting to make money until September when it's back to University for the fourth year running. I'm all about Pizza Hut right now, I've applied for every position going, just to get on that employee discount and ride it all the way to cheese-based coronary failure.

 

This was an update on my life. It was really not as interesting as if I'd told some lies or just told you a funny story. Your loss.

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I've just moved house and my new room has a weird smell. It's not my smell.
Heh, I know the feeling. When I moved the apartment smelled slightly funny - not obnoxious, just funny - but after nine months it's taken the perfect apartment-y smell. Might just be yours truly's better half's dutch ovens.

 

My kitchen, though, is only big enough to hold all appliances, which is big enough anyway. And no garden since we're on the third floor. :P

 

An upside of moving is getting the deposit back from your old house. In my case that's a cool £300.
They asked you for such a low deposit? My deposit as of now is € 1.500 (about 1.330 pounds). :|

 

I've also inadvertently entered into a amorous relationship with my housemate.
"Yeah man I was there minding my own business and moving boxes when I suddenly found myself shagging my housemate" :aware:

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I swear that's exactly how it happened, expect I was moving black bin bags full of stuff instead of boxes. Boxes are a luxury I cannot afford.

And with regards to the deposit, it was only a year-long short-hold tenancy and we're students. Also there were six of us paying £300 each so that makes a full deposit of a ball busting £1800.

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I swear that's exactly how it happened, expect I was moving black bin bags full of stuff instead of boxes. Boxes are a luxury I cannot afford.

And with regards to the deposit, it was only a year-long short-hold tenancy and we're students. Also there were six of us paying £300 each so that makes a full deposit of a ball busting £1800.

Ah, makes sense. :P

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