Fangyland

hug a beehive

eat a cactus

My opinion differs from your own, but I respect you and will not force my belief on you.

Built a tent in oncoming traffic and go hide in it.

go stick your head in a blender.

 

go play in traffic.

 

my preferred one: go die in a fire.

Go comb monkeys

(it's a common insult in Portugal don't ask me why lol)