I'm the GameMaster and the Player is... someone with a low IQ... This is ALMOST a copy/paste from. I just changed "Player" and "GM" from the original forms.
Player: i have a problem with donating
GM: Okay what's wrong?
Player: i didnt get the email confirmation thing
GM: We're having problems with our mail server right now. To fix this, open a support ticket in the control panel. Tell them your issue there.
Player: okay. so what do i do?
GM: Open a support ticket..
GM: The control panel. You know what here... *insert URL*
--Some time passes--
Player: so what do i put?
GM: Put your email address and the receipt from PayPal.
Player: how do I do that?
GM: Copy/paste it over.
Player: ok thx a lot gm bye.
--Some more time passes--
Player: hey on this drop down list i dont see you
--Special note: "Assign to specific GM?:" is what it says, then you pick a Game master to assign it to. Most leave it as "any"--
GM: That's because I'm not a a support GM.
Player: oh. so who is?
GM: The people on the drop down menu.
Player: oh. okay. so how do i pick you?
GM: You don't. I'm not a support GM. Just leave it as "any" if you don't know what to do.
Player: so who do i pick?
Player: okaythx bye.
I almost lost it at this point. I was doing an IRL facepalm.jpeg.