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My name is Nick, and I utterly despise the whole lot of you

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Good Evening Homosexuals,

 

I am known as Nick, and I must admit that a rather strong, negative feeling overwhelms me when I find myself in your presence. Verily, it has become apparent that your group has a weight problem, a rather low I.Q., and suffers from various antisocial disorders, perseverating on an obsession with photography analysis. Your existence is culturally bankrupt and socially infectious. Now, be truthful: do any of you know the ways of a woman? I can understand that such weak egos may lead to public harassment, but the actions committed here are appalling. Such behavior exceeds the stigma of soiled thoughts when viewing the photographs of acquaintances.

 

I urge all before me to be honest. Attempt an insult, you will find that it is quite difficult. My body and mind are perfectly balanced and completely efficient. I served as the honorable captain of the rugby club, and was one of the most talented members of the polo team in my gentleman's club. If I may inquire, in which activities does the lot of you partake, beyond auto-erotic pleasures in the presence of animated features from the far east? Beyond the aforementioned traits, I have a pristine academic record and a lover whose body was sculpted by angels (her most recent fellation upon my phallus caused an ecstasy greater than all of the queen's gold). Homosexuals such as yourselves would be better off terminating your own lives as a favor to the status quo of the general public.

 

Picture Related: It is me and my lady who partakes in coitus for the sake of a monetary reward. Also, my lover is to the right.

 

 

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will you marry me, for i am a homosexual

I must disrespectfully decline, and suggest that you seek out the man known as Lilshu. Alternatively, wait several years and seek out the one known as Benjamin.

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i have an insult

 

you're anorexic according to related picture

 

and your women are flat chested

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At a glance I thought the name on the left was Annette Obrestad. Girl gets low like we're playing razz.

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will you marry me, for i am a homosexual
I must disrespectfully decline, and suggest that you seek out the man known as Lilshu. Alternatively, wait several years and seek out the one known as Benjamin.
While I appreciate the help finding guys, I have standards.

 

:'(

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