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I had my interview for a summer analyst position at a local bank yesterday. Here are some of the questions they asked me

 

"What line on your resume is the most bs?"

 

"What do you think of this room?"

 

"What's your outlook on U.S. cucumber prices in 2013?"

 

"Tell me about your Saturday nights."

 

"If I told you that the only way you could get this job were for me to sleep with your girlfriend, would you accept?"

 

"What single word would you use to describe yourself so I don't walk out of here and forget you?"

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That sounds like a job that you knew you weren't going to get in the 1st 30 seconds.

 

Either they had the position earmarked for a specific person already, or the interviewer/s had just come back from a long liquid lunch. Gl on next interview.

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That sounds like a job that you knew you weren't going to get in the 1st 30 seconds.Either they had the position earmarked for a specific person already, or the interviewer/s had just come back from a long liquid lunch. Gl on next interview.

 

Nah. To me, it seems like the questions they asked just reflect bank culture in general.

 

The two guys interviewing me really liked me and said I was a funny guy. Plus, the person who hooked me up with this interview (my accounting teacher's brother) is a vice president at the bank and said that I was going to get the position after looking at my credentials.

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That sounds like a job that you knew you weren't going to get in the 1st 30 seconds.Either they had the position earmarked for a specific person already, or the interviewer/s had just come back from a long liquid lunch. Gl on next interview.

Or he knows somebody who already gave him the job, so the interviewer knows its a waste of time and is just ****ing around. And given that it's a job at a bank, and Topdog is like 14, this is clearly what's going on.

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That sounds like a job that you knew you weren't going to get in the 1st 30 seconds.Either they had the position earmarked for a specific person already, or the interviewer/s had just come back from a long liquid lunch. Gl on next interview.
Nah. To me, it seems like the questions they asked just reflect bank culture in general.The two guys interviewing me really liked me and said I was a funny guy. Plus, the person who hooked me up with this interview (my accounting teacher's brother) is a vice president at the bank and said that I was going to get the position after looking at my credentials.
Well if you ever get bored you can sue the shizzle outta them for asking you those questions in an interview.

 

inb4 conspicuous' suedaism.

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