Challenger

Its not all bad news, leaves you a clear guilt free path to Rebecca Blacks stage door.

Its not all bad news, leaves you a clear guilt free path to Runescape's stage door.

i could say something where i emphasize with you, "oh shizzle man yeah, that happens, i'm sorry to hear it, you know my girlfriend hates my guts too, let's hug it out" but sadly, i can only offer you a cyber hug.

 

 

i hope you find it cheesy enough to satisfy your sad thoughts

It's so cheesey I love it! And Bwaud and Aabid you guys are funneh, but hey, Rebecca Black <3

Don't be sad, there are plenty of nice girls out there for everyone! Well, that's what my mom says...

At first I thought you said you saw your girls private parts.

 

Anyway, if you feel the same way, just break it off. You'll both be able to move on happily and guilt-free :)

 

We're here for you when need be

i would hug u but we arent next to each other irl

^Let's change that

 

@ Smiley, yeah I'll find one eventually, if they don't keep biting the bait off the hook and running off with my dignity.

 

@ KAMIL There's a "We Came as Romans" lyric that goes "To move on is to grow and we can barely accomplish either on our own"

 

I like dat ish.

Three important rules for breaking up

Don't put off breaking up when you know you want to

Prolonging the situation only makes it worse

Tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly

Don't make a big production

Don't make up an elaborate story

This will help you avoid a big tear jerking scene

If you wanna date other people say so

Be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected

Even if you've gone together for only a short time,

And haven't been too serious,

There's still a feeling of rejection

When someone says she prefers the company of others

To your exclusive company,

But if you're honest, and direct,

And avoid making a flowery emotional speech when you break the news,

The boy will respect you for your frankness,

And honestly he'll appreciate the kind of straight forward manner

In which you told him your decision

Unless he's a real jerk or a cry baby you'll remain friends

 

 

note: just swap male with female references :P

Haaah gotcha XD That helped, an update on this, we're going to fix the gap between us. That's why your grandparents have been married for like 60-75 years. In their days, when something was broken they didn't throw it out, they fixed it

Haaah gotcha XD That helped, an update on this, we're going to fix the gap between us. That's why your grandparents have been married for like 60-75 years. In their days, when something was broken they didn't throw it out, they fixed it

 

good, it is always important to mend the bonds between you two :)

Usually there'd be some attempt at satire or ridicule, but all I can say is I'm sorry, man.