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Fort Rapids Weekend

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Mr FANG

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Amazing. Got like 8 phone numbers, made a lot of friends, and hooked up with like 5 girls, including the tournament organizer's sister lol.

 

Even got laid, twice. Came pretty close to a threesome, and even came close to just getting laid a third time. Cockblocking gay best friend got in the way. Successful weekend? I think so.

 

Oh and I drunk dialed Vicky last night after my fourth mixed drink. I was starting up my fifth when I decided to call her and go outside and Charles took my drink because I was going outside. We talked on the phonefor an hour or so and I sobered up a decent amount but whatever. After the call I went back inside, got more crunk (fifth and sixth mixed drinks woot woot) and yes.

 

I did the world a favor this weekend. Because of me, there is much less liquor in the world, and I have done this world a favor by using my liver to absorb it all. I stimulated the economy by buying it, and I even recycled the bottles. Sort of.

 

 

You can all thank me whenever.

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You should really leave how much little you actually drink out of your stories to avoid embarrassing yourself.

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You should really leave how much little you actually drink out of your stories to avoid embarrassing yourself.

EFFECTS OF ALCOHOL AND BAD DECISIONs

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Ah... well at least you got laid.

 

Twice. Came pretty close to a threesome, and even came close to just getting laid a third time.

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Ah... well at least you got laid.
Twice. Came pretty close to a threesome, and even came close to just getting laid a third time.

 

Instead of being vienerschnitzle-blocked by gay friend, should have had him join in to make the threesome into a foursome.

 

....but threesomes already can get awkward, foursomes would just end up splitting you guys into gay couples instead of a bisexual pile.

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