Fort Rapids Weekend
Amazing. Got like 8 phone numbers, made a lot of friends, and hooked up with like 5 girls, including the tournament organizer's sister lol.
Even got laid, twice. Came pretty close to a threesome, and even came close to just getting laid a third time. Cockblocking gay best friend got in the way. Successful weekend? I think so.
Oh and I drunk dialed Vicky last night after my fourth mixed drink. I was starting up my fifth when I decided to call her and go outside and Charles took my drink because I was going outside. We talked on the phonefor an hour or so and I sobered up a decent amount but whatever. After the call I went back inside, got more crunk (fifth and sixth mixed drinks woot woot) and yes.
I did the world a favor this weekend. Because of me, there is much less liquor in the world, and I have done this world a favor by using my liver to absorb it all. I stimulated the economy by buying it, and I even recycled the bottles. Sort of.
You can all thank me whenever.
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