AAAND shoutout to my ex for ditching us before we broke up. Me and my friend have an extra ticket. Anyone in New Jersey wanna go? We'll literally just give it to you at the door. It's at The Stone Pony in Asbury Park. We're getting there at 3, doors open at 6. We'll be chilling outside the venue talking to and chilling with the bands as usual.

You guise know me, and my friend's a tall goofy Russian kid who moshes a lot but I'm gonna stay in the front row.

Serious requests please. My ex screwed us on this one.