Bright Orange is What I Am

 

You listen like

 

Anonymous

 

Who are you? I don't even know who you are. You don't even listen like a human being.

Based upon your affinity for artists like:

Nothing I've every seen before

 

 

Huh.

You listen like

 

True Grunger

 

Music just hasn't been the same since 1998. Maybe you should pack up your flannel shirts and move to Seattle, where you will truly be appreciated.

You listen like

 

True Grunger

Music just hasn't been the same since 1998. Maybe you should pack up your flannel shirts and move to Seattle, where you will truly be appreciated.

You listen like

 

Rage Guy

 

It's not delivery, it's Digiorno... that burned the roof of your mouth, it's that carelessly placed lego that you stepped on, or it's realizing that you're out of shampoo when you are already in the shower. It doesn’t matter: life can be a raging struggle. In the end, the only things that can calm you down are screaming vocals or looking lovingly at the pins on your favorite studded leather jacket.

You listen like

 

Vengeance Dad

They told me I would miss my family. I never miss.

Based upon your affinity for artists like:

Iron Maiden, Korn, Toto

You listen like

 

Pauly D

 

Gotta get your GTL on. GYM TAN and LAUNDRY bro. Then when you’re clean, buff and bronzed, you’re ready for a night out in the clubs. Get your fist-pumping on, but beware the grenades.

Based upon your affinity for artists like:

Avicii, Pendulum, Tiësto

You listen like

 

Vengeance Dad

 

They told me I would miss my family. I never miss.

 

Based upon your affinity for artists like:

Helloween, Running Wild, Grave Digger, Gamma Ray

 

wat

You're all way more interesting than me, haha. How do you get Anonymous and Most Interesting Man In the World?

You're all way more interesting than me, haha. How do you get Anonymous and Most Interesting Man In the World?

Listen to obscure j-pop. Not sure about Most Interesting Man in the World.

I post one grunge band and get True Grunger? Sounds like a good test.

 

 

You listen like

 

True Grunger

 

Music just hasn't been the same since 1998. Maybe you should pack up your flannel shirts and move to Seattle, where you will truly be appreciated.

Based upon your affinity for artists like:

Nirvana, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Coldplay

 

Edit: Took out Nirvana and got this:

 

 

You listen like

 

College Freshman

Out on your own for the first time and you’ve finally found your jam. Welcome to no-parents land. You and the dudes down the hall are gonna get together with some Natty Light and listen to some sweet tunes while you munch on the cereal you snuck out of the caf.

Based upon your affinity for artists like:

Coldplay, Radiohead, Muse, Rage Against the Machine

You listen like

 

Neil deGrasse Tyson

 

Your swag is fresh and your chain is low. All your homies can hear the bass from your Dre. headphones from Cherry Hill Terrace to Dandelion Street but that’s just part of that everyday hustle in Swan Lake, CT.

Based upon your affinity for artists like:

Kanye West, Eminem, Nicki Minaj, The Black Eyed Peas

You listen like

 

Hipster Jesus

Don’t worry about all the other hip cats around here, you were the first! No one cares about what happened B.C. because you’re the O.G.

You listen like

 

Staredad

 

You text, e-mail and "Twitter" your kids asking if they remember your Facebook password. Once they remind you that it is "dadpassword", you’ll seat them down and tell them about "simpler times". Then you will probably encourage them to "get off the Nintendo and read a book for once.”

 

This is what I get for liking the Beatles. Can't say it disappoints me. Staring is awesome.