The Cap'n's Journal

There's an opportunity for a "leading sperm" joke in here somewhere, but I don't want to sort out the details. Have fun!

Well played, sir.

You always were the leading seaman, if you know what I mean.

You always were the leading seaman, if you know what I mean.

 

Well considering I wasn't a twin, yeah.

To the poop deck! Literally.

Since I can't find the quote button on your actual post

 

I am now a Leading Seaman :cars:

 

FTFY

What's long, hard, smooth, and full of seamen?

 

(A submarine, of course)

I'd be more worried about whats coming up from behind